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Smart Asian
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post Dec 25 2004, 01:33 AM
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An Asian guy is having his snack (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American : "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??"
Asian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don`t. In the States, we only eat what`sinside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Asian guy listens in silence.
The American persists: "do you eatjelly with the bread??"
Asian : "Of Course."
American : (cracking his gum between his teethand chuckling). "We don`t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia."
Asian ( pissed off) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American : "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Asian : And what do you do with the condoms once you`ve used them?"
American : "We throw them away, of course."
Asian : "We don`t. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America."

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1--GIRL   Smart Asian   Dec 25 2004, 01:33 AM
Flip-o-Matic   XD that's hella funny. go ASIANS!!...   Dec 25 2004, 01:37 AM
i ami_am   ROLF YAY!!hahaha thats a good one   Dec 25 2004, 01:39 AM
DaTru KataLYST   haha good one!   Dec 25 2004, 01:05 PM
Skyline Drive   HAHAHA good one.   Dec 25 2004, 01:10 PM
largosama   down with racists!!!!!! xD   Dec 25 2004, 06:37 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   OOOOOOOO GO AZN DUDE!!! lol thatw as f...   Dec 25 2004, 09:25 PM
azn_r4pf4n   AHAHAHA! REUSE THEM, LOL!!!   Dec 25 2004, 09:30 PM
wind&fire   HAHA!   Dec 25 2004, 11:45 PM
roberts_pink_drums   brighten up my moment   Dec 26 2004, 12:30 AM
jambaJUICE   hahaha. very smart   Dec 26 2004, 12:31 AM
tainted_angel   Rofl. Y'know how we do.   Dec 26 2004, 12:37 AM
the_crox   lol   Dec 26 2004, 02:05 AM
wind&fire   [WARNING] gum may cause artificail insemination   Dec 26 2004, 02:09 AM
electric shock   Proud to be an asian, huh?   Dec 26 2004, 03:43 AM
anqie   lmao.   Dec 26 2004, 04:25 AM
relicwcircuits   HAHAHA, good one   Dec 26 2004, 12:07 PM
pnai4eva   lmao i heard that joke b4 but it was still funny...   Dec 26 2004, 02:42 PM
ohBrian   hahah artificial flavored hahaa   Dec 26 2004, 03:16 PM
EXPLO5ION   lmao smart dude   Dec 26 2004, 05:39 PM
HikaruTakekawa   haha smart asian   Dec 27 2004, 04:41 PM
audory   ROFL LMAO   Dec 27 2004, 05:43 PM
mirage   LOLZ, that asian kid is smart.   Dec 27 2004, 07:01 PM
sheepy   rofls   Dec 28 2004, 06:22 PM
literemix24   LOL! oh God thisz isz hilariousz. seriouszly. ...   Jan 1 2005, 02:38 PM
xtransatlanticismx   that's awesome.   Jan 2 2005, 09:08 PM
weirdness   lmao im chewing gum right now.   Jan 2 2005, 09:24 PM
Mireh   lmao. haha   Jan 2 2005, 10:18 PM
Shortiiex   go ASIAN!!! i hope that's not true...   Jan 3 2005, 03:12 PM
Levy2k6   that's messed up. lol.   Jan 3 2005, 03:18 PM
lilteardrop   HAHAH go azns!   Jan 4 2005, 03:37 PM
kz10683   Asians just owned the Americans. SO REMEMBER: DON...   Jan 5 2005, 01:01 AM
indykid845   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!   Jan 6 2005, 08:21 PM
x-klutzibabi-x   HAHAHAHHA! oooo! The American dude just go...   Jan 7 2005, 10:00 PM
MzShortieAlli   hahahah good comebak   Jan 8 2005, 01:39 PM
N1Pp0N_pRyD3   HA HA HA =D   Jan 8 2005, 04:14 PM
tofuburger   hahahahha...asian pride, biznatch!   Jan 9 2005, 02:32 AM
Funky Buddha   ROFL!   Jan 9 2005, 02:39 AM
xiNxlOvexO4   LMAO. smart asian. =]   Jan 9 2005, 06:27 PM
pinayprincess   haha   Jan 9 2005, 07:42 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY   hahahahah nice joke   Jan 9 2005, 07:51 PM
lilxroxy   thats so smart!!   Jan 10 2005, 07:13 AM
miss barnes   awww...im sad...not asian...well i think this woul...   Jan 10 2005, 05:49 PM
chantel314   Haha   Jan 15 2005, 05:38 AM
jummony   DAMN STRAIGHT!GO ASIANS GO!   Jan 15 2005, 10:53 PM
Mini   awwww. that's a nice comeback. haha   Jan 15 2005, 10:57 PM
D1SMANTLED   LMFAO!!! I LOVE THIS JOKE!!...   Jan 16 2005, 10:36 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   Lmao. Go asians!   Jan 17 2005, 05:05 PM
Chihiro   AZN PRIDE!! lolz   Feb 1 2005, 08:32 PM
Frankie   he he! damn americans!   Feb 2 2005, 05:51 PM
inorocks   lol, that dude is smart.. haha   Feb 3 2005, 12:51 PM
sweetdreamsx3   Omg, I LOVE THIS JOKE! I've been meaning t...   Feb 6 2005, 10:23 PM
SMUSHiENESS   haha that one was good. the asian dude had a great...   Feb 9 2005, 08:46 PM
mai_smallturtle   azns rule! :D yay..thats funny..   Feb 9 2005, 11:21 PM
mysticalazxn   that funny. go asian pride!!!!1   Feb 10 2005, 05:37 PM
dreamstar7   that's funny. asians rule!   Feb 10 2005, 07:18 PM
teeners__15   asian pride   Feb 10 2005, 08:26 PM
ermfermoo   hahahaha. I'm not asian but that's hilario...   Feb 10 2005, 08:32 PM
someflipguy   haha i saw that one coming....   Feb 11 2005, 01:11 PM
PrideOfAzia   hahahahahaha!! thats hilarious!   Feb 11 2005, 04:04 PM
exbhai   As the quote from Harold and Kumar goes; "Th...   Feb 13 2005, 02:33 AM
ItzOnlySydney   that actually made me laugh! that NEVER happen...   Feb 13 2005, 02:39 AM
Wishful_Dream   whew. that made me laugh even though i read it som...   Feb 13 2005, 06:40 AM
Outloved   Lol that's awesome.   Feb 13 2005, 06:47 AM
literemix24   yay! lol go asiansz. x]   Feb 20 2005, 01:24 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lol, didn't see that coming.   Feb 20 2005, 02:19 PM
BitterSweetness   LAUGH OUT LOUD...i'm not racist or anything bu...   Feb 20 2005, 08:06 PM
aicilah999   lol thats funny..azns rock! HEHEEH..ALL AZNS A...   Feb 20 2005, 08:29 PM
MiLKDUD_DOKiE   lmao   Feb 20 2005, 11:07 PM
gigglez   w00t go asians!!   Feb 22 2005, 03:32 PM
Litobabygurl88   hahaha I thought that one was funny.   Feb 22 2005, 05:26 PM
Animelover113   hahahahaha! good one!   Feb 22 2005, 11:47 PM
chaneun   hahahahaa roffle   Feb 23 2005, 04:11 PM
videogamsta   since i am korean.... GO AZN'S ALL THE WAY lol   Feb 24 2005, 05:03 PM
tofuburger   freaking hilarious...asian ppl are awesome.   Feb 26 2005, 05:22 AM


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