Gah I have to write a valentines day poem..., Everyone is writing about valentines... |
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 Feb 14 2005, 11:27 PM
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Any ideas on a anti valentines day poem?
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Feb 14 2005, 11:28 PM
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 Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
don't rhyme but put it in iambic pentameter so at least it sounds like poetry...
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Feb 14 2005, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE(largosama @ Feb 14 2005, 11:28 PM) don't rhyme but put it in iambic pentameter so at least it sounds like poetry...  I wish it was that simple... My teacher is like 68 and says all poems have to rhyme... I had a 20min arguement today telling him not all poems have to rhyme -.- I wanna use this poem "Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is that stuff for People get mushy and start acting queer It's definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with and pass. Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass. I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week. Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade? For all they are doing is trying to get laid. The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit, Because I think love is a bunch of Shit. So there's my story... what can I say? Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY! " But I cant cause of the content |
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Feb 15 2005, 06:56 PM
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Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
lol rhyming poems don't cut it -_-
but let me try at replacing your errr "teacher objectional content" Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the heck is that stuff for People get mushy and start acting queer It's definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get over and pass. For these relations are fragile as glass. Thank you but I'll abstain from the boutique And wear all black for the rest of the week. The guys act sweet but soon it will fade and their new found love will be betrayed The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit, he must have forgotten, as luck would have it. So there's my story... what can I say? February 14th is but another day |
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Feb 15 2005, 07:56 PM
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 You are my hero 0.0. Bah my teacher is so slow... He called attendance today to ask if he can give a detention out in class today -.-
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Feb 15 2005, 08:14 PM
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 happy unbirthday to you! Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,752 |
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I HATE YOU! haha... I'm a poet ;) |
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Feb 16 2005, 12:23 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
Roses are red
Violets are blue your so creepy and you smell like poo poo |
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Feb 17 2005, 06:59 PM
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Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
QUOTE(hosing @ Feb 15 2005, 7:56 PM) You are my hero 0.0. Bah my teacher is so slow... He called attendance today to ask if he can give a detention out in class today -.-you've a great lit teacher 
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Feb 20 2005, 02:05 AM
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 Um. I think this can be closed now, seeing as how it's after Valentine's Day.  I like the poem though. Haha. |
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