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some unknown facts
The 1 and only J...
post Jan 30 2005, 03:32 AM
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damn u got owned!
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go here there's some good facts that u most likely don't know.

fact # 7 is so funny.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:35 AM
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This bitch better work!
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Amazing Fact 28: Mooning a cow in a field is considered a crime in many countries such as the Gambia and Nigeria, and can get you arrested. Some have even done time in prison for it. However, in parts of India the rules are a little different, as they believe the cow to be a sacred animal and some even worship it.
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no wonder i went to jail that night...pinch.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:37 AM
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define our lives for us.
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Amazing Fact 44: In 1993, Britain allegedly proposed a law, requiring all bald people to have their scalps converted into solar-power units, as part of the country's energy conservation programme. This was protested and demonstrated against by millions of human rights activists and was later discarded.

I was born in that year! But eww. sick.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:39 AM
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say maydayism.
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LMAO...

Most of them are quite funny...
I like the Mickey Mouse one =P
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:45 AM
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Froggie! Woof woof. :D
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Lmao...so many of them r so funny-ish
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:48 AM
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High Voltage!∞
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hahah funny laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 04:10 AM
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lmao...interesting
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 04:48 AM
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Amazing Fact 6: Today's "modern" man has no clue about romance, giving chocolates, sending flowers or how to woo a woman properly. Some men even need to resort to using a map in order to find their way around a woman's body.


haha that one is good. biggrin.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:33 AM
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yerp!
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^^ That fact doesn't really surprise me... rolleyes.gif




Haha..these facts are somewhat amusing. laugh.gif
 
emmalie
post Jan 30 2005, 10:44 AM
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love sucks...big time jessir..
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imao.funny :D
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 11:16 AM
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Amazing Fact 29: Apparently, the infamous Chicago gangster, Al Capone, was not the real mastermind that the media make him out to be. According to certain insiders, he actually took his orders from a small boy who he kept locked in his room. This has not been proven, but his fellow gang members have mentioned rumours about this and one even claimed to have seen the boy.

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 11:20 AM
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._.'' t e a ?
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Amazing Fact 45: In some school in Asia, the pupils are legally required to be trained to vomit on cue, if there ever was a fire. Apparently, thousands of lives have been saved thanks this scheme.

Lmfao! Thats hilarious! laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 11:21 AM
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wierd and funny blink.gif
 
MrElsewhere
post Jan 30 2005, 11:24 AM
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Change Gon Come
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Amazing Fact 7: Due to a chemical imbalance, some midgets have been known to spontaneously combust when exposed to certain species of moths, such as the Lesser Spotted Moth which resides in parts of Africa and India. This phenomenon is considered to be extremely rare and has never been documented on film or proven by science.

haha..i like that one..midgets..combust..rofl
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 11:33 AM
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NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16.
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hahha these are interesting. spontaneously combusting midgets..lol.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 12:05 PM
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I love you more than sex appeal.
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Amazing Fact 6: Today's "modern" man has no clue about romance, giving chocolates, sending flowers or how to woo a woman properly. Some men even need to resort to using a map in order to find their way around a woman's body.

omg...
 
LiLEthiopian
post Jan 30 2005, 12:32 PM
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jonathan rhys meyers.
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Amazing Fact 32: Bad tempered Emperor Penguins have been found as far as Central Africa and have been known to ravage entire villages in their thousands, if provoked.


LMAO..don't piss the penguins off.

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Amazing Fact 39: Pubic hair is considered an exotic pizza topping in certain European and Latin countries. In some places, they have been known to use shredded walnut twigs and even large species of insects such as lice!


thats just gross.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 01:02 PM
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I like the penguin ones...and the others are just so ..random
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 01:07 PM
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FIFA World Cup Germany 2006!
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Amazing Fact 27: Employees fired from a "certain" fast-food chain are often forced to eat worms before being given the pink slip. Loopholes in their employment contract allow them to get away with this.

Lol, hmm.....McDonald's? pinch.gif
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 01:10 PM
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Can we stop with the unknown facts topics, please?
They're unknown for a goddamned reason.

- Solipsist
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 01:22 PM
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Amazing Fact 13: According to sources, its believed that magician David Copperfield once, allegedly pulled several motorbike parts out of his anus, including a speed-o-meter.

Amazing Fact 16: Apparently, it is illegal to urinate after midnight in Gibraltar if you are under 18. Some people say that its also illegal to paint, or pierce your genitals over there or have them tattooed, as they believe it causes infertility, which is not good for a small population like the one in Gibraltar.

Amazing Fact 17: According to a Miami newsletter, there have been several cases in the 1980s of certain police officers patrolling the streets of Miami, who have mistake large watermelons for prostitutes! Stupid as that may sound, during 1983 alone, watermelons accounted for 10% of vice related false alarms.

LMAO! XD
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 01:43 PM
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lol...that was cute
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 10:58 PM
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I'm just a little bit crazy...
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10: Sounds like the marriages of today. Haha... I'm evil.
22: Ouch.
23: Haha...
25: Sounds like Bill Gates.
36: Evolution anyone?
39: Whoa...
45: Naturally thin? I don't think so.
 
misoshiru
post Jan 31 2005, 06:13 AM
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hahahah...those were interesting.
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 04:37 AM
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haha some of those are funny. omg 14 is nasty
 

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