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 Aug 16 2005, 11:35 PM
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "Look at this, it's still in the crate!" |
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gotahemmi55 Still in the box! Aug 16 2005, 11:35 PM
gotahemmi55 bump! Aug 17 2005, 08:19 AM elmogurly clever guy.. Aug 17 2005, 10:25 PM hall0w lOL Aug 18 2005, 04:33 PM islandkiss LOLOL. that was hilarious ! Sep 14 2005, 11:44 AM alli =) Sep 24 2005, 03:37 PM archana Not funny :( Sep 24 2005, 04:05 PM
xposure LMAO that hilarious Sep 25 2005, 04:22 PM  |
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