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blind bat
wonmin
post Dec 29 2004, 12:05 PM
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A vampire bat comes flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parks himself on the ceiling of the cave.

Pretty soon all the other bats smell the blood and begin hassling him about where he got it.

He tells them to leave him alone, but they persist until he finally gives in.

"OK, OK. See that tree out there?" he asks, pointing through the mouth of the cave.

"Yes, yes, yes!", the bats all scream in a frenzy.

"Good"' says the first bat. "Because I didn't!"



if you didnt get it.. just read it over
if you still didnt get it, .........
 
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INSOMNIA
post Dec 29 2004, 12:11 PM
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lol at first i didn't get it but i read it a second time.that's funny and gross at the same time
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 12:33 PM
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Oh I get it. Wasn't too funny but made me smile _smile.gif
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 03:46 PM
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lolz, i got it... poor bat cry.gif
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 06:44 PM
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lol _smile.gif
 
audory
post Dec 29 2004, 06:57 PM
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the poor bat! laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 08:04 PM
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whatever d00de
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lmfao! i got it on my first time heehe. i feel bad for the bat
 
Euphoria Rose
post Dec 29 2004, 08:42 PM
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How sad.

Poor bat.
 
jambaJUICE
post Dec 29 2004, 09:16 PM
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Hahaha.
I feel bad for the bat.
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 10:10 PM
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ouchiezz.... poor bat....=\
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 10:58 PM
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i feel stupid. i STILL dont get it.
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 02:35 AM
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ack, i read it three times and is till dnt get it har har. i'm so dumb

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ok i get it now. i got it cuz i read the title of this joke, "blind bat" haha, ok poor bat
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 02:45 AM
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Ouch, poor bat. Lol I didn't get it either until I read some replies.
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 06:23 AM
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lol funny. poor bat laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 06:26 AM
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nice one.
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 09:41 PM
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lol it took me like 1 minute to get after i read it..i think its because i thought the word didn't wasnt don't tongue.gif
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 09:43 PM
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ah lol but lemme get my mind staright. the bat hit himself right? and he bleeded? lol ok!
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 09:56 PM
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QUOTE(Chaos13 @ Dec 30 2004, 9:43 PM)
ah lol but lemme get my mind staright. the bat hit himself right? and he bleeded? lol ok!
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really? i actually thought he ran into the tree and had a head injury...
 
miss barnes
post Dec 30 2004, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE(D4rkf4m3 @ Dec 30 2004, 8:56 PM)
really? i actually thought he ran into the tree and had a head injury...
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yes, he ran into the tree..he didnt see it. he didnt hit himself
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 10:12 PM
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oo i read chaos's post wrong sorry.. i thought the word was BITE not hit :-p lol my bad
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 03:33 PM
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Ohhhh....i get it i think
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 09:54 PM
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ahahah funny
 
lilxroxy
post Jan 13 2005, 04:14 AM
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hahahaha nice!!
 
iheartjohn
post Jan 13 2005, 06:28 PM
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yerp!
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Hehe.
 
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post Jan 13 2005, 07:13 PM
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 29 2004, 10:58 PM)
i feel stupid. i STILL dont get it.
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Your not the only one. Someone explain! cry.gif
 
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