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 Jan 16 2005, 09:18 PM
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 I have no life  Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675  |
Say this and repeat in ur head
Sex can wait, Masturbate! |
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Jan 16 2005, 11:02 PM
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 Dizzy Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,984 |
Get a girlfriend... lets start there.
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Jan 17 2005, 01:29 AM
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 asiu Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,760 |
hahaha, i once thot this too! no, buh yes, masturbate! o.O
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Jan 18 2005, 10:45 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,958 |
I say..................don't forget to put the peanut in the hooole! xD
LOL!!! <----is just being random at the moment |
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| *tyedyefroggy* |
Jan 18 2005, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE(you suck @ Jan 13 2005, 8:34 PM) the sad part is that u put that on cb. wow. hmmmm i wonder *WHY* u cant get a girl. anyways. touch urself. if u act like that, thats as far as you'll get.  -nods- Basically. Well this is sort've a useless thread, but I'll laugh it off and try to give ya some 'advice'. Stop being so desperate. There. |
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| *[2]Nekked* |
Jan 19 2005, 02:22 AM
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are you a virgin?
end yourself... |
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Jan 19 2005, 02:54 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,365 |
You should be in love first ^_^ and find the right girl to "do" it with. But some girls don't don't like it 0_0
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Jan 21 2005, 05:08 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 8 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,722 |
HAHA masterbate while looking at porn.
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Jan 21 2005, 05:36 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
you have two options.
--- 1. get a girl 2. masturbate |
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Jan 21 2005, 10:58 PM
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 tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
um.... get psychology..
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Feb 20 2005, 08:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 558 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,872 |
lmao..
Hun, theres more to life than just sex. Find a hobbie. |
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Feb 20 2005, 08:56 PM
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Woah, how pathetic
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Feb 20 2005, 09:40 PM
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Go masturbate. That's what every other desperate little soul does.
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Feb 20 2005, 09:41 PM
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 what a moon tonight. Group: Member Posts: 517 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,772 |
no wonder u dont have a girl..eff urself if u really need it
lol |
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Feb 20 2005, 09:43 PM
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Lol..
I just had one of my guy friends tell me he used to do that..it wasn't surprising considering how in love he is with the female race..but yeah.  He doesn't do it anymore, though. He told me he has a low opinion of people who do that. 
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| *mishyerr* |
Feb 20 2005, 10:32 PM
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Buy a hooker.
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Feb 20 2005, 11:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 237 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 86,951 |
if you're pretty young (12-16) i suggest you just.. jerk off (if u dunno wat that is, ask an older guy u know, or.. one of us if u like...) like seriously do it tho. cuz im sure its jus ur hormones going freakin crazy, but dont let it out on some random girl -.- for emotional reasons.. jerking off will help.
if you're like 17 and above.. ummm.. haha try jerkin off, if ur still craving.. i really dunno. THIS IS SO AWKWARD hahaha but yeah get off first n see wat happens.. |
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Feb 20 2005, 11:55 PM
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 Oh babyy. :d Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,708 |
Get a pie and hump it like there's no tomorrow!! Works for fingering too!!
AMERICAN PIE!!! HAHAHA!! |
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Feb 21 2005, 12:32 AM
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 Kris is getting bonified. Group: Member Posts: 3,172 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,366 |
 this is funnnnnnnnnny hahahump the bed/couch  dont get a girlfriend u selfish disgusting shallow b*stard..get over it..life isnt about sex..although u may crave it or w.e go and do something useful..who knows u may end up wit a kid and u dont want that now do u? didnt think soo..now alright some of u may think "but hes using protection" uhh hello it may break and ull never know..anyways..do something else.and if u cant take it then go out in the chat room like other sick losers and cyber..im sure the other sickening guys do that nad the bots would love that sicko
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