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 Dec 30 2004, 03:43 PM
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A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. "Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives," she spoke wisely.
"I agree completely, ma'am," the man replied. The woman stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. "This bottle of wine wasn't even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship." "That's a great idea, miss," the man answered taking the bottle from her. He popped the cork and drank his share. "Would you like some?" "No, thanks I'll wait for the cops to get here." |
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skaterjswife2 car crash Dec 30 2004, 03:43 PM
scandoangel that guy is screwed lol
it was alot funnier the fi... Dec 30 2004, 04:59 PM toodlepops. i dont get it. Dec 30 2004, 07:07 PM audory Haha. That lady's so mean, setting him up like... Dec 30 2004, 09:10 PM wind&fire ... that was lame... Dec 30 2004, 09:18 PM D4rkf4m3 lol what a way to set someone up Dec 30 2004, 09:22 PM Chaos13 huh? Dec 30 2004, 09:45 PM miss barnes aww thats fukked up! Dec 30 2004, 10:13 PM i heart john Lol! I'd do the same thing... Dec 31 2004, 12:00 AM tofuburger oh i didn't get it at first..lol cute.. Dec 31 2004, 12:22 AM literemix24 aww tha ladysz so mean..x] Jan 1 2005, 02:28 PM kz10683 I don't get it at all Jan 6 2005, 10:02 PM Skyline Drive What a smart lady.. Jan 6 2005, 10:27 PM Skyline Drive What a smart lady.. Jan 6 2005, 10:33 PM
pAtRiCk_sTar lol that guy is an idiot Jan 6 2005, 11:40 PM  |
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