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3 lame jokeS, (:
lilxroxy
post Jan 12 2005, 04:02 AM
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haha. i laugh at everything..so it`s basically funny to me!! i`m not expecting you guys to laugh..

1] so one day, it was little johnny`s birthday so his daddy took him to the forest to catch some butterflies. while walking around, johnny sees this pretty and colorful butterfly so he decides to follow it. johnny was so clever he caught the butterfly with his two bare hands while it landed on a blooming rose.

butterfly: please don`t kill me, it`s my birthday today. if you don`t kill me. i`ll grant you 3 wishes
johnny: -gasps- it`s your birthday??? it`s mine too! let`s sing happy birthday. -claps- happy birthday to you~~~~

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2] once upon a time..snow white melted

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3] one day, bobby ran home crying and he told his mom that his classmates said he looks like a kite...

mom: well..only a little.
bobby: -wails-

then bobby ran outside crying..running, running, running..bobby flew away

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these are really lame but i find `em amusing actually.. tongue.gif

 

Posts in this topic
lilxroxy   3 lame jokeS   Jan 12 2005, 04:02 AM
Shortiiex   uh huh.....   Jan 12 2005, 03:05 PM
electric shock   What's the point of posting them if you're...   Jan 12 2005, 03:09 PM
wind&fire   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...   Jan 12 2005, 07:19 PM
sheepy   ahaha the first one was cute   Jan 12 2005, 09:57 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...   Jan 12 2005, 11:44 PM
lilxroxy   heh. i`m sorry. but if you had time to read th...   Jan 13 2005, 04:11 AM
1--GIRL   LOL! Cute!!   Jan 15 2005, 12:01 AM
chantel314   Lol. Cute.   Jan 15 2005, 04:12 AM


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