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learn chinese
lovescream
post Dec 18 2004, 12:55 AM
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this is a joke.
It's not really chinese, because I am chinese tongue.gif

LOL i started laughing so hard when I read this...


Learn chinese in 5 minutes! Read to the end from Waebsters.(and read them out loud

1. That's not right............................................. .........Sum Ting Wong

2.Are you harboring a fugitive?.............................Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3.See me ASAP.............................................. ............Kum Hia Nao

4.Stupid man............................................... ................Dum Gai

5.Small horse............................................. .................Tai Ni Po Ni

6.Did you go to the beach?......................................Wai Yu So Tan?

7.I bumped into a coffee table..................................Ai Bang Mai Ni

8.I think you need a face lift.......................................Chin Tu Fat

9.It's very dark in here.............................................. ...Wao So Dim

10.I thought you were on a diet................................Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11.This is a tow away zone........................................No Pah King

12.Our meeting is scheduled for next week..........Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13.Staying out of sight............................................. ...Lai Ying Lo

14.He's cleaning his automobile..............................Wa Shing Ka

15.Your body odor is offensive.........................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16.Great..............................Fa King Su Pah
 

Posts in this topic
electric shock   learn chinese   Dec 18 2004, 12:55 AM
sweetxsimplicity   This has been posted a million times on this board...   Dec 18 2004, 01:05 AM
i ami_am   eh, not funny =(   Dec 18 2004, 01:13 AM
electric shock   QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 1:05 AM...   Dec 18 2004, 01:26 AM
the_crox   i've seen it a while ago... but it still crack...   Dec 18 2004, 05:55 AM
xbr0kensmil3   i've seen this before but not here. it's k...   Dec 18 2004, 11:57 AM
angel-roh   there was a topic about this already but it's ...   Dec 18 2004, 12:34 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   its not funny wen u seen dis posted up like 10 tim...   Dec 18 2004, 04:29 PM
electric shock   ^ Honestly, I havent. I just found it for the fir...   Dec 18 2004, 06:24 PM
HikaruTakekawa   ha. funny   Dec 18 2004, 08:25 PM
electric shock   You're cute : Fa king seh see ^ my friend mad...   Dec 18 2004, 09:49 PM
sm0kinm0nky   yeah i saw this already   Dec 18 2004, 09:54 PM
bAbEhBoO   You're stupid: Yu soe fa king we tod ded... ^...   Dec 18 2004, 10:07 PM
sharerol   Lol, I think I've seen topics like this before...   Dec 19 2004, 02:23 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   there's a gazilion topics on this >.<   Dec 20 2004, 06:30 AM
Frankie   QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 1:05 AM...   Dec 20 2004, 10:48 AM
iheartsimba   ahhahahahaha   Dec 20 2004, 10:57 AM
dani41790   wow this is like the 5th time this has been posted...   Dec 22 2004, 05:27 AM
azn_r4pf4n   QUOTE(dani41790 @ Dec 22 2004, 2:27 AM)wow th...   Dec 22 2004, 02:25 PM
Xerohedra   I've seen stuff like this. Hillarious.   Dec 22 2004, 03:00 PM
roberts_pink_drums   HAHAHAHA! i actually thought i was learning c...   Dec 22 2004, 08:33 PM
D1SMANTLED   LMFAO!!!   Dec 22 2004, 09:29 PM
tootsie_kiddo   QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 3:05 PM...   Dec 23 2004, 11:27 AM
sweetxsimplicity   QUOTE(D1SMANTLED @ Dec 22 2004, 6:29 PM)LMFAO...   Dec 28 2004, 12:24 AM
toodlepops.   wooo! funnay!   Dec 29 2004, 01:38 AM
INSOMNIA   lol funny i didn't see it posted before   Dec 29 2004, 03:29 PM
mirage   lolz, it's funny how much time people have to ...   Dec 29 2004, 03:43 PM
Angel_Cece   so old..   Dec 29 2004, 03:45 PM
bad_girl   haha nice one! i've never seen it on here ...   Dec 30 2004, 03:41 AM
geryil   That's just a joke? or it is real?   Dec 30 2004, 09:21 AM
D4rkf4m3   My mom actually brought a copy of this on a piece ...   Dec 30 2004, 09:29 PM
miss barnes   yea, i've seen this before but, still funny...   Dec 30 2004, 10:15 PM
kz10683   This is the billionth time i read this lol. it...   Jan 6 2005, 10:07 PM
jigglymonster   its all over everywhere. its super old. cant belie...   Jan 6 2005, 10:36 PM


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