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 Jan 13 2005, 12:04 AM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
(i heard this joke a little after thanksgiving.)
There's a man who has a parrot that always likes to curse, yell, and screech. First, he tried to talk soothingly to it, but nevertheless... it kept cursing and yelling obscenities. Then, the man got mad so he started yelling too. This just encouraged the parrot to curse and yell even louder than before. Fed up, the man stuffs the parrot into the freezer. There's still a lot of cursing going on inside the freezer. He waits outside for a little while. Suddenly, there's silence. He opens the freezer to see what happened. The parrot walks right onto his open hand and says "i am sorry for every trouble i've caused you, it was very impolite of me. I promise never to curse nor screech again." The man, happy beyond belief, asks "Why this sudden change of attitude?" The parrot slowly asks "do you mind telling me what happened to the turkey?" |
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Jan 13 2005, 04:23 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
hahhahaa. nice!! (:
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Jan 13 2005, 06:23 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
hah that made me laugh
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Jan 13 2005, 07:11 AM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
 not the turkey!
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Jan 13 2005, 07:38 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahahahahah. i really needed a joke.
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Jan 13 2005, 07:11 PM
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 The Bone Collector Group: Member Posts: 2,860 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,162 |
What a coincidence! My history teacher told us that joke today! It doesn't ammuse me that much, but the concept is pretty funny. ^^
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Jan 14 2005, 09:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,752 |
lol that was pretty funny
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Jan 14 2005, 09:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
poor turkey..never had a chance
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Jan 15 2005, 11:40 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,457 |
didnt really think it was funny even though i got the joke. :( sorry
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Jan 16 2005, 08:59 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
hehehe silly parrot
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Jan 16 2005, 09:03 AM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
i read that joke in a book before but still made me smile.
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Jan 16 2005, 07:50 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(k_dizzle90 @ Jan 15 2005, 10:40 PM) didnt really think it was funny even though i got the joke. :( sorry  why are you sorry? god. do you think it'll hurt my feelings that you didn't think a joke was funny? |
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Jan 16 2005, 10:11 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
awww thats soo cute hahha
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Jan 17 2005, 02:43 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 42 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,705 |
BiRDZZZZ
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Jan 17 2005, 10:40 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
ha ha! that is funny! so the parrot thought that if he didn't stop cursing, he would end up like the turkey? okay, i get it! sorry, i'm slow!
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Jan 17 2005, 01:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 352 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,729 |
Haha that was a cute joke!
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