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 Dec 22 2004, 07:01 PM
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: *a girls first time* > > (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) > > > > It's your first time. As you lie back your > > muscles tighten. You put him > > off for a while searching for an excuse, but he > > ;refuses to be swayed as he > > approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you > > shake your head bravely. > > He has had more experience, but it's the first > > time his finger has found > > the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; > > your body tenses; but > > he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks > > deeply within your eyes > > and tells you to trust him - he's done this many > > times before. His cool > > smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him > > ;more room for an easy > > entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, > > but he slowly takes his > > time, wanting to cause you as little pain as > > possible. As he presses > > ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give > > way; pain surges throughout > > your body and you feel the slight trickle of > > blood as he continues. He > > looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too > > painful.Your eyes are > > filled with tears but you shake your head and nod > > for him to go on. He > > begins going in and out with skill but you are > > now too numb to feel him > > within you. After a few moments, you feel > > something bursting within you and > > he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to > > have it over. He looks > > at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a > > chuckle; that you have been > > his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. > > You smile and thank your > > dentist. After all,it was your first time to have > > a tooth pulled. > > Naughty, Naughty! > > What were you thinkin' ? > > PERVERT > > I know what you were thinking! > > YOU MUST SEND THIS THIS TO 10 PEOPLE AND > > YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT > > IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU > > LOVE DEEPLY > > > lol u guys don't have to do the chain letter..but u gotta admit that was funnny! 
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| *basick* |
Dec 22 2004, 07:02 PM
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old
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Dec 22 2004, 07:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,137 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,193 |
i heard that one like.. 4 years ago
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Dec 22 2004, 07:05 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
Yeah, I've heard basically all of these things before..
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| *x____duckii* |
Dec 22 2004, 07:05 PM
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Okay, I'm a pervert, but it's still funny.
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Dec 22 2004, 07:08 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,491 |
ok well i barely heard of it rite now ok...gosh i thought it would be funny so i shared it on here...
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Dec 22 2004, 07:10 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
Yeah, like others said, that pretty old.
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Dec 22 2004, 07:49 PM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
lol first time hearing it :]
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Dec 22 2004, 08:03 PM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 630 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,163 |
Eh. I heard this a long time ago.
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| *stephinika* |
Dec 22 2004, 08:06 PM
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yeah i heard this a long time ago...there's another one where it ends up being your first time milking a cow or something...
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| *Azarel* |
Dec 22 2004, 08:06 PM
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..should be in humor forum, yeah?
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Dec 22 2004, 08:16 PM
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DUCKY!!! Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,682 |
Lol thats funny. Haha.
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Dec 22 2004, 08:19 PM
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 You Kicked My Dog. Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782 |
Wow my boyfriend was getting really perverted right know but after he figured out the tooth thing he was cracking up sooo hard.
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Dec 22 2004, 08:21 PM
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That was old.
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Dec 22 2004, 09:00 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,308 |
haha i heard something like that b4.. but it was a diff story.. i cant remember which one tho.
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Dec 22 2004, 09:03 PM
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 Hi, I'm Leslie Group: Member Posts: 1,404 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,349 |
Wow, I guess I'm a pervert... I've probably gotten this before but I just delete my chain letters..
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Dec 22 2004, 09:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
LOL im a pervert >____<
i've heard that somewhere, but i forgot what was the person doing. =T |
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Dec 22 2004, 09:27 PM
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 Yes, I do have an Abercrombie booty. Group: Member Posts: 698 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,057 |
QUOTE(stephinika @ Dec 22 2004, 8:06 PM) yeah i heard this a long time ago...there's another one where it ends up being your first time milking a cow or something... same here. i heard this when i was back in 7th grade, and i'm a senior now, so that's a long time ago. |
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Dec 22 2004, 09:31 PM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
i never heard that before. wow that stuff got me horny. but im ok now. lol
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Dec 22 2004, 10:27 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
The one I read was a chain letter and typed in COLOR lol. I got this chain letter last year. Hey, next time when you copy and paste a chain letter, at least remove the "send this to 10 people or your love life will be ruined forever!!!" stuff
 Yes, Anna, this should be moved to Humor.. MOVED TO INTERESTS > HUMOR |
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Dec 22 2004, 10:31 PM
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 Mmm..Meat :D Group: Member Posts: 326 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,086 |
I found that to be funny. xD
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Dec 22 2004, 10:38 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
I've read it before, but it's still funny =)
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Dec 22 2004, 11:08 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
hahahahahahaha
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Dec 23 2004, 01:21 AM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
dif. old
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Dec 23 2004, 11:07 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
i've heard of these kinda stuff before but the still make me think of... things i shudnt b thinking about :P
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