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 Dec 19 2004, 10:29 AM
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Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!" |
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Dec 19 2004, 10:46 AM
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 Senior Member  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol
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Dec 19 2004, 11:51 AM
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 simplyxx sweet Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,606 |
i love little johnny jokes! theyre soooo funny
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Dec 19 2004, 01:52 PM
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Heh I get that.
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Dec 19 2004, 02:25 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Lmao....It was somewhat entertaining, I guess...
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Dec 19 2004, 02:46 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
hehe, little johnny jokes are funny
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Dec 19 2004, 03:31 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
i sort of dont get it..
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Dec 20 2004, 04:31 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
that was stupid....
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Dec 20 2004, 06:21 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
lmao that's funny xD i love little johnny jokes, too
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Dec 28 2004, 05:22 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hahhaha naughty naughty mom!!! lol
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Dec 28 2004, 11:31 AM
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 can't believe I let people call me Lynne on here 5 yrs ago o Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,591 |
LMAO! ..haha
hmm...how do u not get it... |
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Dec 28 2004, 06:11 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
haaha
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Dec 29 2004, 11:07 AM
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 Lets Boogie! Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,294 |
Oh crap, that was dirty. Funny, but dirty, haha.
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Dec 31 2004, 01:25 AM
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poor dad...
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Dec 31 2004, 11:45 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao
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