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 Nov 14 2004, 03:10 AM
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There was a girl and a father. Every night, the girl would have boys in her room. Her dad didn't want her to get pregnant, so he put glitter on his daugther's P**sy.
Every night before a guy leaves, the father would ask them "Show me your d**k" and if there was glitter on the guy's d**k, then her father would kick him out. THis happened almost every night. Then one night, her father asked him "Show me your d**k" and there was no glitter on the guy's d**k. "Congradulations, boy!" Said the father, proudly shaking his hand. He smiled, and there was glitter on his lips. |
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Dusck glitter+weird dad Nov 14 2004, 03:10 AM
gothicvengeance Lol...heard this one before but still funny. What... Nov 14 2004, 05:11 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo Heh heh. Heard this joke before, but diff version.... Nov 14 2004, 08:07 PM MyVermilionPlague Funny......... Nov 14 2004, 08:13 PM sharerol Heh, it was okay. Nov 14 2004, 08:18 PM anqie lol. Nov 14 2004, 08:25 PM lil_shadow haha. thats disgusting. Nov 14 2004, 08:31 PM weirdness lol
a) messedup dad...
b) more mesedup /disgustin... Nov 15 2004, 02:45 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY that is funny yet... gross Nov 15 2004, 07:24 PM xPartyGrlDx when i read the word glitter- i was thinking about... Nov 15 2004, 09:56 PM teenprincess yea, i heard it in a different version, but still ... Nov 15 2004, 09:58 PM LittleLulu lmao i jus think its a bit wier for dad to go..n P... Nov 16 2004, 12:04 AM barelyy_coherent Wasn't this posted before? I dunno, it sounds ... Nov 16 2004, 02:22 AM archana too dirty. Dec 8 2004, 08:14 PM xbr0kensmil3 i think it was posted before...it was ok for a sec... Dec 8 2004, 09:02 PM xj_liana_tx the dad is.. just so messed up Dec 8 2004, 09:04 PM emptyminded What in the world?!?! Gross but somewhat ... Dec 8 2004, 09:14 PM miss barnes QUOTE(LittleLulu @ Nov 15 2004, 11:04 PM)lmao... Dec 8 2004, 09:57 PM AzNPmPGMr mmm... glittery lips... Dec 9 2004, 01:12 AM mirage how could the dad do that? just plain eww. Dec 9 2004, 04:22 PM sporadic I heard this when I first signed up for cb =P Dec 9 2004, 05:35 PM krnxswat This is so stupid. Why would the dad let a guy com... Dec 9 2004, 05:53 PM mizzlem0nade *barf* plain wierd... Dec 10 2004, 02:07 AM Shortiiex lolz Dec 11 2004, 04:24 PM azn_r4pf4n what a perverted joke. Dec 11 2004, 04:50 PM electric shock roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
wthhhh?
haha... Dec 11 2004, 07:03 PM LiLaZnGirL122 it isnt funny wen u c it like 10 times already but... Dec 12 2004, 07:12 PM sweetxsimplicity haha, it seems that all the jokes in this forum ar... Dec 12 2004, 07:41 PM literemix24 lol..wow..erm..nice one? Jan 1 2005, 03:25 PM
SystemDamaged Ewww. Funny but Ewwww. But wouldn't he have se... Jan 1 2005, 08:20 PM  |
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