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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 ![]() |
this is a joke.
It's not really chinese, because I am chinese ![]() LOL i started laughing so hard when I read this... Learn chinese in 5 minutes! Read to the end from Waebsters.(and read them out loud 1. That's not right............................................. .........Sum Ting Wong 2.Are you harboring a fugitive?.............................Hu Yu Hai Ding? 3.See me ASAP.............................................. ............Kum Hia Nao 4.Stupid man............................................... ................Dum Gai 5.Small horse............................................. .................Tai Ni Po Ni 6.Did you go to the beach?......................................Wai Yu So Tan? 7.I bumped into a coffee table..................................Ai Bang Mai Ni 8.I think you need a face lift.......................................Chin Tu Fat 9.It's very dark in here.............................................. ...Wao So Dim 10.I thought you were on a diet................................Wai Yu Mun Ching? 11.This is a tow away zone........................................No Pah King 12.Our meeting is scheduled for next week..........Wai Yu Kum Nao? 13.Staying out of sight............................................. ...Lai Ying Lo 14.He's cleaning his automobile..............................Wa Shing Ka 15.Your body odor is offensive.........................Yu Stin Ki Pu 16.Great..............................Fa King Su Pah |
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![]() hi, my name is brianna! =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 ![]() |
This has been posted a million times on this board.
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![]() RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 ![]() |
eh, not funny =(
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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 ![]() |
QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 1:05 AM) This has been posted a million times on this board. ![]() it has? I haven't seen, honestly. |
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![]() she doesn't even know ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 ![]() |
i've seen it a while ago... but it still cracked me up
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![]() whatever d00de ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 ![]() |
i've seen this before but not here. it's kinda funny
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![]() i'm susan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 ![]() |
there was a topic about this already but it's still funny on the "tiny pony" part LOL
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![]() LiLaZnGurL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 ![]() |
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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 ![]() |
^
Honestly, I havent. I just found it for the first time on this xanga ![]() |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,958 ![]() |
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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 ![]() |
You're cute : Fa king seh see
^ my friend made that up.. just thought i'd add it because i thought it was effing hilarious. |
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![]() yeah. i'm kevin. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 ![]() |
yeah i saw this already
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![]() Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,073 ![]() |
You're stupid: Yu soe fa king we tod ded...
^ I made that up.. =] |
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![]() that heaven is overrated ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 ![]() |
Lol, I think I've seen topics like this before, but I never bothered to look at them. They are kinda funny though.
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![]() High Voltage!∞ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 ![]() |
there's a gazilion topics on this >.<
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![]() This bitch better work! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 ![]() |
QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 1:05 AM) This has been posted a million times on this board. ![]() yeah, but it is amusing. ![]() |
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![]() kristin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 ![]() |
ahhahahahaha
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 ![]() |
wow this is like the 5th time this has been posted O_o. kinda not funny anymore
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![]() The Secret Hacker. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 ![]() |
QUOTE(dani41790 @ Dec 22 2004, 2:27 AM) wow this is like the 5th time this has been posted O_o. kinda not funny anymore its never been funny for me. im chinese, but i dont find this offensive, i find this cu-ckoo. |
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DUCKY!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,682 ![]() |
I've seen stuff like this. Hillarious.
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![]() You Kicked My Dog. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782 ![]() |
HAHAHAHA! i actually thought i was learning chinese untill #5...
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![]() mosh. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,841 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,114 ![]() |
LMFAO!!!
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![]() Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 ![]() |
QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Dec 18 2004, 3:05 PM) This has been posted a million times on this board. ![]() yea same here. but are these translations real? |
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![]() hi, my name is brianna! =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 ![]() |
QUOTE(D1SMANTLED @ Dec 22 2004, 6:29 PM) LMFAO!!! ![]() Please do not spam! ![]() |
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![]() boo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 ![]() |
wooo! funnay!
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