Ten Reasons why Santa shouldn't be your role model |
 Dec 24 2004, 04:10 PM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious.  Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420  |
heya guys ...i just wanted to share a Merry Christmas present , i happen to find a very funny....statement made by my good old ,old friend Cakalusa aka chris lau about Santa Claus and why he shoudlnt be your rolemodel,
 .....i find his xanga Entries and topics quite Amusing, intersting ,entertaining ,and exciting...much much props to him  .... his xanga name is Cakalusa.......for all of u xanga whores.. who wants to check it out .....hes a great guy.......(lmao, hes gonna kill me for advertising his name  ...but the hell with it )...well anyways enjoy reading this entry and and agree or dissagree on what u think about this.....personally....i think this entry is quite amusing (psssst ,dont take this too seriously his entries are all not degrading or horrific...)  AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Screw what you've heard, Jolly ol' St. Nick is a sham. Thanks to commercialism and corporate America, you've been duped once again my naive friends. How many friggin' Christmas specials can Charlie Brown have? Listen up, because this list will set things straight.  Wonder what's under that cap. Lift for a nice surprise! 1.He has children sit on his lap. Do I hear a mild case pedophilia? I blame the parents for this one. When a random man on the street asks a child to sit on his lap, he's arrested on the spot. When a man puts on an oversized red suit, he's pardoned from all illegal accusations, and actually has pictures taken of him. 2.He's a quitter. Where are my gifts? I've been waiting all these years Mr. Claus. 3. He's obese. What kind of role model is overweight?  4. He's on drugs. Can he ever stop "ho ho ho'ing" for just one minute? Only two types of people laugh that much: people high, or a husband at a mother-in-law's funeral. And munchies--he's eating all these cookies for some reason, right? 5. He's pro-slavery. Enslaving Elves is not the way we do things in America. Legal only in China where they work in sweat shops for pennies an hour. 6. He's against the World Wildlife Foundation. Those poor reindeers have been shackled up and rendered useless, only freed to the open frigid-air once a year. Animal abuse is his forte. Somebody phone the ASPCA. 7. He's a criminal. Where does he get all the money to provide these faux "gifts" each year? Something tells me he's been stealing credit card info and illegally purchasing these items. America's Most Wanted, you have a new #1 criminal. 8. He's practices wicca. No, this is not the Chinese pronounciation of "wigger". Anyone who manages to live 150+ years raises an eyebrow. Only one answer for this mystery: witchcraft. 9. He's a communist-racist super hybrid. Big. Red. Pointy cap. 'Nuff said.  10. He's fake. But you knew that already. For those (12 year olds and under) who didn't, sorry to spoil things and smash your dreams. |
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Dec 24 2004, 04:14 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
wouldn't reason 10 void the entire entry??
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Dec 24 2004, 04:14 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
eek! scary picture!!
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Dec 24 2004, 04:15 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
M3bb3 dis shud b33h 1n humur?!1
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| *mona lisa* |
Dec 24 2004, 04:16 PM
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ewwww..that last picture is scary!
you know there are others who still believe in santa |
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Dec 24 2004, 04:30 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
i'm gonna have nightmares
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Dec 24 2004, 04:44 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
you just ruined my dreams
haha j/k ...but the reasons are funny |
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Dec 24 2004, 04:55 PM
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 ...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
I would never look at SANTA as a ROLE MODEL. no matter what..lol...no offense but I would rather look at someone I actually know is real no doubt. BTW...The pics are
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Dec 24 2004, 05:26 PM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
im sorry if i scared u guys..with the pics.......i just recopied it from his site.....but his entries are all not bad ...like this is......pic wise i mean
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Dec 24 2004, 05:30 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
lol the pictures looks nasty LOL... anyways yeah he is good at entertaining people. and funny too lol. but i dont really go to his site these days but he's very funny haha. much much much props to him of course!^__^;; hmm i find only one funny...but the rest i kinda dont get...well let me read it again. haha and #7 is very funny. yeah where does he get all these moneys? well santa tells the elves to make the toys not to steal it LOL
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Dec 24 2004, 05:34 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
since when was santa our role model in the first place?
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| *stephinika* |
Dec 24 2004, 06:02 PM
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lol amusing list. nice pictures to go with it too.
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| *tyedyefroggy* |
Dec 24 2004, 06:21 PM
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Yeah, his site is kinda cool, been there a few times myself. But eh, I'll still have nightmares becuase of that last pic. lol
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Dec 24 2004, 08:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
I've seen some of the reasons before...
And the first picture is weird... so aren't all the pictures.... |
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Dec 24 2004, 10:01 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,999 |
Santa is a stalker.."he sees you when you sleeping, he knows when your awake.."
yeah anyway..lol MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS! |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Dec 24 2004, 10:03 PM
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santa claus is real
[runs off] |
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Dec 24 2004, 10:17 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
I'm 11. I dont believe in santa clause. Never did, Never will.
*pets myself* |
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Dec 24 2004, 11:11 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Y'me-..y'mean..he's not..real?
Nooooo!!!
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Dec 24 2004, 11:44 PM
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 Mmm..Meat :D Group: Member Posts: 326 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,086 |
Oh god! O___O! Those pics are horrifying x_x;
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Dec 24 2004, 11:49 PM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
QUOTE 9. He's a communist-racist super hybrid. Big. Red. Pointy cap. 'Nuff said. yep, he is communist, gettin what pplz want. |
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| *x____duckii* |
Dec 24 2004, 11:51 PM
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Y'mean Santa isn't real? Now I won't get my Bratz Go Go Tokyo set! 
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Dec 25 2004, 12:08 AM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 24 2004, 7:17 PM) I'm 11. I dont believe in santa clause. Never did, Never will. *pets myself* Wow really? You're 11? I'm 12. HA, I'm one year older than you. 
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Dec 25 2004, 12:24 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 433 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,380 |
the pictures are creepy. it is amusing. yeah
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Dec 25 2004, 12:27 AM
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 lick me Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 |
rofls, yup the pics are. theyre very scary.
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Dec 25 2004, 12:28 AM
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 je suis une noix de coco <33 Group: Member Posts: 1,242 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,768 |
very amusing
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