The Little Old Man, don't...ask... |
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 Nov 1 2004, 10:11 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner.  Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224  |
There once was a little old man And he looked out the window of his store His eyes so empty and his shop so cold It melted my heart of coal The rain fell in torrents outside Like the tears of the undead That cried for the man that sat by the door Of the lonely hardware store So I took out my .49 And I shot him in between the eyes And he fell to the ground with a heavy thud And bled till he was dead. It has a little happy tune to go along, which makes the whole thing even more messed up, because this isn't a happy sort of thing...if you are insulted by this poem, then sorry...btw, I didn't mean this against elderly people or anything...wth, just post a comment. |
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Nov 3 2004, 12:03 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Sounds like a fun, sadistic little jingle to sing along to.
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Nov 30 2004, 08:44 PM
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I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
^_^ Thank you.
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Dec 4 2004, 07:03 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
weird. it reminds me of the girl in your sig and avatar! kinda funny too. (i am going to hell)
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