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| *Statistik* |
 Nov 24 2004, 05:25 PM
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
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Statistik A Really Bad Day Nov 24 2004, 05:25 PM
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that other dude drank the poison Nov 24 2004, 09:20 PM electric shock lol... how stupid of that truck driver. XD Nov 24 2004, 10:38 PM indykid845 HAHAHAHA! Nov 24 2004, 10:55 PM archana funny. but it makes me think.
why would he go to a... Nov 25 2004, 11:01 AM dani41790 hahahahaa thats funny Nov 25 2004, 11:37 PM electric shock isnt that a lesson to never to take drinks from an... Nov 25 2004, 11:47 PM xtremeliquid I've heard this before...heh its funny. Nov 26 2004, 01:57 AM DaTru KataLYST i've heard this one. a very convoluted joke, y... Nov 26 2004, 02:40 AM niez_cho eh... too bad for that truck driver =X Nov 26 2004, 08:35 AM sunissed14127 ive heard that joke b4...its not funny the 2nd tim... Nov 26 2004, 03:09 PM xbr0kensmil3 lmfao haha Nov 26 2004, 03:15 PM Shattered_Hope lmao. heh. guess you shouldnt drink someone's ... Nov 26 2004, 04:25 PM mirage LOLZ, poison? man, poor truck driver =/ Nov 27 2004, 01:58 PM i heart john Hehe. There's a moral to this. Nov 27 2004, 03:45 PM EXPLO5ION didn't your mommy teach you not to take things... Nov 27 2004, 06:58 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 there was like 5 other ones like this and its not ... Nov 28 2004, 12:06 AM  |
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