Have you ever zipped too fast? |
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 May 4 2006, 05:42 PM
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seems like a lot of nos..
thats good............ 
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May 5 2006, 03:42 AM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Hehe, the title reminded me of "There's Something About Mary".
 Ahh..Ben Stiller, lol. |
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May 5 2006, 11:34 AM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
LOL
.. There's Something About Mary, anyone? 
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| *Uronacid* |
May 5 2006, 12:09 PM
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well, um... im not circumsized either so wehn i did it.... it cuaght the extra stuff and man... it when right in the zipper... i think i cried.... well not wailing cried, but bit my lip and shed a tear... it hurt pretty bad
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May 5 2006, 07:42 PM
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Ech thats gotta hurt lol, ive never done it before and im hoping i never will XD
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May 13 2006, 01:00 AM
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Nope, I'ma girl
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| *ECD & C0* |
May 25 2006, 07:56 PM
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no thank god haha i would probably die
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Jun 15 2006, 04:25 AM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ May 5 2006, 12:09 PM)  well, um... im not circumsized either so wehn i did it.... it cuaght the extra stuff and man... it when right in the zipper... i think i cried.... well not wailing cried, but bit my lip and shed a tear... it hurt pretty bad you've got my sympathies dude. I was sort of in a hurry and zipped right up into that extra skin - it hurt so bad that I nearly had the wind knocked out of me, and my foreskin stung like hell. Worst part was that this happened in a crowded washroom at a sports event! I had to go into a stall to extricate it. 
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Jun 15 2006, 04:56 AM
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^awe i'm so sorry for you D:
I'm a girl and that sounds bad. anywayy no, but i was on the phone once when a guy did it.
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Jul 23 2006, 12:39 AM
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oww thats gotta hurt pretty bad
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Jul 25 2006, 11:15 AM
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Only did it once with skin
 not wearing any briefs and zipping slowly so didn't catch muchbut it left a red mark about 1/2" long for a couple of days. Done it a few times with briefs, get a bit of material caught, ripped a couple of pairs that way. Dread to think about if I hadn't been wearing them..... Worse is catching hairs in the button of jeans, don't feel it at the time, only when you move. 
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Sep 10 2006, 04:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
 Wow that sounds painful. |
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Sep 30 2006, 10:14 AM
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nope and i happen i didnt :D
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Sep 30 2007, 01:24 PM
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This thread made me chuckle xD
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Sep 30 2007, 01:52 PM
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Nope, I never did.
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Sep 30 2007, 03:21 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
No. I havent.
Sounds like something I would do though. |
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Sep 30 2007, 05:23 PM
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 for SHIZZ. Group: Member Posts: 878 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 435,846 |
My penis always gets stuck in my zipper.
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Oct 3 2007, 06:04 PM
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 Hi, Im Brook. Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
LMAO!!!!
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| *karmakiller* |
Oct 7 2007, 09:44 PM
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Whenever I read this topic title I cringe a little... and I'm not even a guy.
I wonder if that would work as a pickup line... like "Hey, I zipped my balls up a little earlier, would you mind checking them out for me?" |
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| *themarkster* |
Oct 7 2007, 09:47 PM
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Rofl. Nope.
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Oct 18 2007, 12:30 PM
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OUCH >.<
awsz poor guys, gotta have extra caution zipping up. |
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Oct 19 2007, 12:24 AM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
dude i know somebody who did and they had to cut through their pants AND their boxers to get it unstuck. hahaha it made my life when they told me. that really sucks though...but it's still kinda funny =X
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Oct 19 2007, 12:29 AM
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i can hear your heart cryin Group: Banned Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 510,510 |
QUOTE(NobodyUK @ Jul 25 2006, 09:15 AM) Only did it once with skin not wearing any briefs and zipping slowly so didn't catch muchbut it left a red mark about 1/2" long for a couple of days. Done it a few times with briefs, get a bit of material caught, ripped a couple of pairs that way. Dread to think about if I hadn't been wearing them..... Worse is catching hairs in the button of jeans, don't feel it at the time, only when you move. WTF YOU HAD IT LUCKY I STARTED BLEEDING |
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Oct 25 2007, 03:04 PM
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Nope...i've never but that must hurt...
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| *Steven* |
Oct 25 2007, 03:12 PM
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^too small?
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