Have you ever zipped too fast? |
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 Aug 4 2005, 06:55 PM
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 THERE'S N0 GREATER P0WER THAN THE P0WER 0F G00DBYE  Group: Member Posts: 49 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,345  |
no..but my best friend has...said his pubes hurt like a motherf**ker
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Aug 4 2005, 06:55 PM
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 4/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,498 |
I'm surprised I haven't with this black anaconda in my pants. But we've been really safe.
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Aug 5 2005, 12:41 PM
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Shrimpy Group: Member Posts: 8 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,644 |
goddamn yes and it hurts like HELL!!
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Aug 5 2005, 08:41 PM
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 Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Group: Member Posts: 429 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,574 |
damn ..never happened to me =) my baby still down there ^_^
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Aug 6 2005, 08:37 AM
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oh man i feel sorry for u guys that its happened to , im a girl but god dammm it must hurt so bad!!
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Aug 7 2005, 04:52 PM
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lol this reminds me.. i was once baby sitting a 4 yr old kid... n he needed help pulling his underwear up when he was done... n i was not looking down while pulling it up...n i was like pulling it n pulling it n he goes like ouchhhhhhhh .. n i was like wat.. n he goes like u gotta put this *points at it* inside first ... lol hahah poor kid
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Aug 8 2005, 09:30 PM
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 yeah, whatever.... Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,628 |
Oh man...That sounds painful.
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Aug 13 2005, 10:58 AM
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fortunatly, i have not experienced that. maybe its because i want to save my manhood and have kids. i take my time. theres really no need to rush.
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Aug 17 2005, 12:51 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,193 |
Nope almost did though
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Aug 18 2005, 07:46 AM
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 M.a. x. Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,641 |
Nope never did and i hope not to jinx my self...well i know that must suck...but the number one pain down there is the balls...but idk i hope the both of them never happen
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Aug 24 2005, 10:55 PM
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no .olol but it was relaly funny when i saw it oin a movie . im gla dit never happened 2 me
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Jan 7 2006, 11:57 AM
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yea i have, but i also had a friend whos little brother slid down a storm door that led to the basement and his scrotum hit a handle at the bottom and got ripped, yea, sick......eeeww. that was a few stiches.
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Jan 7 2006, 09:25 PM
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 and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
 i'm sorry. i mean.... that is so not hilarious. wow, but seriously, that must suck. 
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Jan 8 2006, 02:25 AM
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 Cockadoodledoo Mother Fcuka!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,438 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 296,088 |
ughhh.....thePAIN
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Jan 9 2006, 06:24 PM
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 1, 2 STEP you! Group: Member Posts: 45 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 331,575 |
QUOTE(lassipiktunn @ Aug 7 2005, 10:52 PM) lol this reminds me.. i was once baby sitting a 4 yr old kid... n he needed help pulling his underwear up when he was done... n i was not looking down while pulling it up...n i was like pulling it n pulling it n he goes like ouchhhhhhhh .. n i was like wat.. n he goes like u gotta put this *points at it* inside first ... lol hahah poor kid  Awwh thats cute, but painful. Luckly I've never done this. |
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Feb 1 2006, 10:03 PM
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Ouch, sounds painful!
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Apr 1 2006, 02:45 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 59 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 344,057 |
Yes I have, many times.
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Apr 13 2006, 06:32 PM
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OMG can you say OUCH!? lol that would really suck , not to mention it wouyld hurt has anyone seen the beggining of theres something about mary? LMAO ROTFL!!!!!
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Apr 16 2006, 07:01 PM
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Yes, I have. Just not down there. I've zipped up a dress too fast and got my skin got on it.
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Apr 16 2006, 10:05 PM
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 just another girl Group: Member Posts: 490 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,136 |
QUOTE lol this reminds me.. i was once baby sitting a 4 yr old kid... n he needed help pulling his underwear up when he was done... n i was not looking down while pulling it up...n i was like pulling it n pulling it n he goes like ouchhhhhhhh .. n i was like wat.. n he goes like u gotta put this *points at it* inside first ... lol hahah poor kid haha, i'd feel so bad... oops poor guy! thank god im not a guy! that must seriously hurt.... |
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Apr 17 2006, 01:30 PM
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yeah hurt like sh*t
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Apr 20 2006, 05:24 PM
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 CertifiedMusic Group: Member Posts: 58 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 395,636 |
ive never zipped up too quickly
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Apr 28 2006, 08:37 AM
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 Dragon Ball Z ya! :D Group: Member Posts: 158 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 386,803 |
lmao. when i saw this topic title, i HAD to post. this brings back fond memories.
this one time i lied and said that my parents were coming and i zipped him too fast on purpose and he bled and had to use an ice pack the end. :D |
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May 4 2006, 05:10 PM
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 "alas, a life worth living... yo." Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,770 |
thank god i never did... reminds me of something about mary.... and to this day i will never realize how someone can get it up all the way past their balls =/.
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May 4 2006, 05:40 PM
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Not yet.
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