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hehe just read it, hahah
ohBrian
post Sep 22 2004, 02:49 PM
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
every
way; my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend, she was a dream!

There was only one thing that bothered me. That one thing was
her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore
tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her breasts. It had to be
deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
on the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She
whispered to me that soon I was to be married; she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome, and didn't really want to
overcome.


She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just
come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and
threw
them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped
out of the house, and walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his
eyes. He hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story:

Always keep your condoms in your car! :D
 

Posts in this topic
ohBrian   hehe just read it   Sep 22 2004, 02:49 PM
inquisitive_   Good one!   Sep 22 2004, 02:55 PM
huney8o8   haha!! i've heard that b4! but i s...   Sep 22 2004, 02:56 PM
xtremeliquid   Haha...I've heard this one before.   Sep 23 2004, 12:51 AM
gothicvengeance   Lol! I've heard this one before but it st...   Sep 25 2004, 05:44 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   i dun rily get it but den i do >_<   Oct 10 2004, 11:54 PM
[X]poised   heh. close call.   Oct 11 2004, 08:39 AM
lil boi   oh gawd. ::jerry::   Oct 11 2004, 12:22 PM
DaTru KataLYST   QUOTE(lil boi @ Oct 11 2004, 10:22 AM)oh gawd...   Oct 12 2004, 12:23 AM
xSWEETxCANDiix   haha funny..   Oct 17 2004, 03:19 AM
wind&fire   smart man   Oct 19 2004, 08:47 AM
emrzz09   lmao that's great.   Oct 19 2004, 06:40 PM
xPartyGrlDx   LMAO!!!!!!!!!...   Oct 19 2004, 07:00 PM
literemix24   ahahas cracked me up XP   Oct 31 2004, 04:47 AM
x emo screamo x   lmao. Good one   Oct 31 2004, 12:48 PM
indykid845   nice   Oct 31 2004, 07:14 PM
o0_BLuez_0o   woah close call lol   Nov 1 2004, 02:16 PM
Shortiiex   lol....   Nov 22 2004, 03:55 PM
miss barnes   i heard it before but i always forget jokes so its...   Nov 25 2004, 12:55 AM
anqie   he got lucky.   Nov 25 2004, 01:08 AM
archana   odd. kind of.. adultish?   Nov 25 2004, 11:07 AM
mirage   lolz, that was a um... weird story, haha   Nov 27 2004, 01:11 PM
sunissed14127   ive heard that one b4.....but its still kinda funn...   Nov 28 2004, 03:56 PM


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