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 Oct 2 2004, 12:03 PM
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Three guys get stuck on an island, an indian cheif says," We're going to kill you and make your skins into boats. We'll give you anything you want to kill yourself."
The first guy says, " I get dibs on poison." the first guy drinks it and dies. "I call the gun!" the second guy blows his brains out. "I want a fork..." They give the third guy a fork and he starts stabbing himself with it until he has holes all over his body. "Why are you doing that?" the indian cheif asked. "HA SO MUCH FOR YOUR BOAT!" the third guy yells. Three guys get stuck on an island. The indian cheif says,"If you can stick ten fruits up your butt, we'll give you a canoe to ride back to civilization. If you make a face or say anything while sticking it up there, we'll kill you." The first guy picks apples, he's doing good until he starts cringing on the 5th one...he was soon killed. The second guy picks oranges and he's on his eighth one until he starts laughing. Up in heaven... 1st guy: Why did you start laughing on the eighth orange? You were so close. 2nd guy: Because i saw the third guy coming with pineapples. |
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LadyXTor The island Oct 2 2004, 12:03 PM
o0_BLuez_0o haha those are funny i heard the second one b4 but... Oct 2 2004, 02:15 PM one_and_only LMAO! I like the second one, tho kinda gross... Oct 2 2004, 02:36 PM th5418 First one is horribly phrased. Oct 2 2004, 09:01 PM LadyXTor QUOTE(th5418 @ Oct 2 2004, 9:01 PM)First one ... Oct 2 2004, 09:14 PM scandoangel i love the second one ahahah Oct 3 2004, 08:14 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol they were both hilarious! but i like tha 1... Oct 3 2004, 02:07 PM huney8o8 LOL!!! the first one is hilarious... Oct 6 2004, 02:46 PM sweetdreamsx3 I love both of them. Lmao. XD Oct 8 2004, 11:09 PM rhqtpie hahahaha those r great Oct 9 2004, 01:12 AM xtremeliquid I've read the second one before. Oct 10 2004, 01:46 AM angel-roh i dont know y it's funny but im giggling... Oct 10 2004, 07:22 AM literemix24 lols i like the second one better..xP Oct 31 2004, 05:00 AM wind&fire aahahahahaha!!! they are soo funny... Oct 31 2004, 05:06 AM lonelydevil426 i heard one that's like 3 guys stuck on an isl... Nov 19 2004, 08:40 AM
Dusck haah
i heard trhe second one two, but reading it i... Nov 19 2004, 08:21 PM  |
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