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 Nov 7 2004, 02:09 AM
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 Ruler of all monkeys.  Group: Member Posts: 85 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,022  |
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become tangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off. |
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Nov 7 2004, 02:18 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
roflmao
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Nov 7 2004, 12:33 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
ROTFL. I've heard this before, but it was KMart. Oh well, I still love this joke.
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Nov 7 2004, 03:22 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
HAHAHAHAH kinda took me a second to realize the answer. makes me wanna ride one now
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Nov 7 2004, 04:24 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha I get it...funny.
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Nov 8 2004, 05:58 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
lol .....funnnnnyyy
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Nov 11 2004, 12:16 AM
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you gae it away by saying wal-mart..
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Nov 11 2004, 11:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
^how come? X_x
funny rofls |
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Nov 12 2004, 12:06 AM
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 aiko Nakamura at your service Group: Member Posts: 1,518 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,144 |
hahahahaa. oh mann i want to see that. as long as it doesnt get too painful.
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Nov 14 2004, 03:23 AM
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 Magic Crayons Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315 |
haha
Two quarters for a ride! |
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Nov 14 2004, 09:16 PM
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 rawr. Group: Member Posts: 326 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,364 |
hahaha kewl i get it...i think.
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Nov 14 2004, 09:22 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
hmmm....lol..... kinda retarded though....
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Nov 15 2004, 03:22 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
lol the blonde sounds (is) so retarded ....
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Nov 15 2004, 07:18 PM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
HAHAH oh man that is too funny
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Nov 16 2004, 12:12 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
hahahaha lmao omfg thats soooo funny HAHAHAHAHAAA
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Nov 16 2004, 12:37 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
HAHHA. wtf
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Nov 16 2004, 12:40 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
dumb blondes..
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Nov 17 2004, 02:11 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LOL.
This is one of the best ones I've heard.
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Nov 17 2004, 10:07 AM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
thats cracked me up!! LOL!
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Nov 17 2004, 11:48 AM
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Yeah; you killed it with the thread title.
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Nov 17 2004, 04:16 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
aww thats hella funny..gotta use that
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