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 Nov 14 2004, 08:54 PM
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Mad Rooney  Group: Member Posts: 365 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,418  |
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, order with the sock about who should pay. Then say, “Fine! You pay,” throw the sock on the table and walk out.
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madRooney Best Way of Skipping Out on a Check Nov 14 2004, 08:54 PM
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... Nov 14 2004, 09:05 PM tweeak ^yeah, exactly. to all of that. because its would ... Nov 14 2004, 09:08 PM
DaTru KataLYST wait...this wasn't funny. Nov 16 2004, 02:18 AM  |
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