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 Nov 22 2004, 09:41 PM
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I made sure to save these in word so I dont have to go through typing them all later from memory
 A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1 handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumours of cock- fights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?" -All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?" -All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" -Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my cock?" -All the choirboys stood up. |
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Nov 22 2004, 09:58 PM
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omg! lolololol
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Nov 22 2004, 11:25 PM
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... hahahaha
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Nov 23 2004, 01:49 PM
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haha i get it...and half of my class did too haha
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Nov 23 2004, 05:24 PM
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lol
i get it!
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Nov 23 2004, 05:57 PM
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lol...thats funny
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Nov 23 2004, 06:05 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
LMAO!!! now im gonna quote some guys from school..
QUOTE OOOOOOOOOOOO...... DISSSSSSSSSS lol |
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Nov 23 2004, 09:07 PM
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 The red or the blue Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,976 |
Lol, that's funny.
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Nov 23 2004, 10:38 PM
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ROFL
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Nov 23 2004, 10:45 PM
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thank the lord, I didn't see it....O_o....
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Nov 24 2004, 01:34 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lmao...thats funny
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Nov 24 2004, 05:54 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
lmao, that's soo funny!
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Nov 25 2004, 11:11 AM
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pretty good.. v. predictable.
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Nov 25 2004, 01:47 PM
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HAHAH priest these days -__-;;
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Nov 25 2004, 06:27 PM
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hahahahaha XD omg y cant he jus say chicken or rooster
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Nov 25 2004, 06:35 PM
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haha nice one
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Nov 25 2004, 06:40 PM
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Hahahaha!
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Nov 26 2004, 09:44 PM
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LMFAO! haha..perverted priest
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Nov 27 2004, 01:38 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
OMFG!!! Hahaha that was a good one
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Nov 27 2004, 01:18 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
this story is odd... lolz
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Nov 27 2004, 01:22 PM
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awww. thats f**ked up but still funny nevertheless
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Nov 28 2004, 12:11 AM
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i dun get it
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Nov 28 2004, 04:36 PM
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o my. lol. I fell off my chair when I read that. Good one
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Nov 28 2004, 11:15 PM
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rofl....
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Dec 3 2004, 06:34 PM
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lol
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