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| *krnxswat* |
 Oct 14 2004, 03:21 PM
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A man was talking to his buddy.
"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So, the first guy did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'" |
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Oct 14 2004, 03:27 PM
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asian sensation  Group: Member Posts: 773 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,091 |
  lols.. thats a very erm happy wife
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Oct 14 2004, 03:29 PM
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 Maggot Rocker Group: Member Posts: 396 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,016 |
lmao she must be very happy ;D
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Oct 14 2004, 03:35 PM
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 91 Auktane.. Group: Member Posts: 257 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,625 |
lol, i feel sorry for the husband....hahhaa..
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Oct 14 2004, 05:20 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
that's actually pretty sad....but still funny!
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Oct 14 2004, 05:34 PM
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 *rawr baby* Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 |
Ha, poor guy.
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Oct 14 2004, 06:42 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Lol, great birthday present for the wife. Too bad for the husband though.
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Oct 14 2004, 10:56 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
Haha...I feel sorry for the guy!
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Oct 15 2004, 12:21 AM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
Haha, poor guy.
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Oct 15 2004, 05:28 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Pretty good short.
Funny.
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Oct 15 2004, 02:28 PM
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 Afflicted: Hurt. Group: Member Posts: 443 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,295 |
Ooo That is so mean. But that was hilarious. I need a coupon for sleeping.
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Oct 15 2004, 03:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Uhm...funny.
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Oct 15 2004, 04:27 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
haha poor guy...lol but i'd do tha same thing
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Oct 16 2004, 12:34 AM
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 lick me Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 |
rofl. more lyke idiot.
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Oct 16 2004, 02:10 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahhahaha !
that was funny ! happy wife poorrr guy ! |
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Oct 16 2004, 02:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
haha lol poor guy lol
.:tony:. |
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Oct 16 2004, 02:40 PM
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Oct 31 2004, 04:55 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
ahahhas..sooooo smart of the guy..
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Oct 31 2004, 05:00 AM
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dayum why are you saying poor guy huh?
 !!!!!i say LUCKY GIRL!!!! |
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Nov 6 2004, 10:42 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
lol.. lucky girl
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| *stephinika* |
Nov 7 2004, 11:44 PM
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hahaha nice i like it.
lucky girl, i agree! hehehe 
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Nov 8 2004, 01:58 AM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
hahaha.. its my birthday soon.. any one want to get me something?
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Nov 8 2004, 12:19 PM
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poor man, happy wife lol...what a combination.
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Nov 8 2004, 11:36 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
lol poor guy actually thought she will use it on him
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Nov 10 2004, 06:02 PM
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 .::sweet on you::. Group: Member Posts: 509 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,753 |
rofl...haha omg
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