funny moments, with yur guy or crush Options

[pingpang_0811]

hahahhaah
coz he wanna f**k, that's y he heard wanna f**k
but it's quite funny!

[apple.]

thats cute, well..not very funny..well..maybe..kind of dumb ;
he was going to hug me byebye but then he started falling foward = _ =
not really funny but we laughed..meh

[angelshortipnai]

omg, today, i'm like an office aide, right..i'm suppose to get the PE attendance in the GYM area and all the PE attendance r clipped on the clipboard... and everytime i go there, my crush passes by me...so i was a lil late, and the clipboard was like 15 feet away from me, and I saw him walking towards it, and i'm like

Me: nooo! don't put it on there! give it to me!
him: ::keeps on walking up to the clipboard::
Me: ::stands:: hmph
him: ::went to the clipboard and got all the attendance for me::
Me: OHHHHH! I get it!!! i'm so slow! ::laughs::
Him: ::walks up to me and hands all the attendance:: how GAY

hahahaha it wouldn't be funny for u guys 'cause umm... u weren't there XD and i didn't explain it well enough for u to attendance hahaha, but it was hek a funny tho

[jerseygal34]

omg a funny moment just like happened today
mi friend i have like loved him forever but he doesnt it know it yet thnk god..and so i think he could like me
cause well i go to a catholic school and so we were in church and him and i ended up sitting next to each other but we like had to squeeze together and so him and i were really close and all of the sudden he starts turning bright red cause he starts having a boner..omg it was soo funny..but i ddnt laugh i just pretended that i ddnt notice even it would be hard not too lol..so i think he likes me cause hes been starting to like blush and act all weird around me so idk wat do u think?

[lilphoenix]

i still got some of the bruises from the mini-wars.

[x LUV x ALWAYS x]

funny, funny.

ahh...thinking about my crush hurts me. we used to be really close...i miss him even just as a friend...

funny times...i guess when we used to tickle each other and stuff. all those times were fun <33...

goddamit i miss him. he refused to talk to me soon after that, and i still don't know exactly what i did...

[chocolateaficion...]

Matthew & I were hanging out at the swingset, and I kept going "OH MY GOSH!" & pretended to be shocked by something and he looked. I did that about 5 times and he still fell for it. It's so funny..

Another time, I said "Watch this!" & jumped on his back to get a piggy-back right but he didn't know I was going for one so I just sorta ended up falling off, ahhaha.

Can't think of much.

[ichigofan]

My [ex] crush and I worked at our schools library and every year the librarian holds a contest to see who can organize one of the rooms in the library the fastest and him and I were partners so i bend over to put a book back to its shelf and i sort of let out a silent fart and yea that was embarrassing but he farted afterwards which made me feel better

[lilxroxy]

there was a convo that went like this for me the other day ( kinda long but funny..and i need help. )

-0N MSN-
chatting with this girl who is his best girlfriend and my pretty close buddy AND my crush

him- junior [ best friends with her. (pretty much) grew up together ]
her- junior ^
me- sophomore [ has a crush on "him" for almost a year ]

her: hey! i want to see a pic of your bf
me: sure *puts it as dp*
him: who's that
me: ...who's what?
me: girl convo OMG! what shd i say?!
her: it's up to you.
him: the guy. that was in your picture.
me: uh..it's __name here__
him: and that's supposed to be...
me: DOOD! what shud i do
her: wow he sounds liek a dad.. brb
me: *stalls time* since when do you care about me so much
him: ..no..O M G. NO...wtf..
me: rofl. ohkay! chill! *prays for help*
him: so..who is that?
me: he's my bf.
her: *comes back* what did you tell him?
me: *copies and pastes convo with "him"* i told him thadd's my bf
her: good job =] btw, i think he means yes..there were too much no's..he's denying it..
me: LOL. you think..
him: oic
me: ..yeah..
him: so are you guys still together
me: prays: stop asking so much question!!
her: whoa. he's so protective..
me: yeah...
him: ..ic.. anywa ysi g2g do hw know tt yl
him: offline
me: to girl uh..he blocked me
her: huh?! he never blocks ppl!
me: well..he's offline..
her: yay you can be first
me: = =


the next day when i saw him. he C0MPLETELY ignored me. like i said hi and wave and he just raised his eyebrows and pushed past me..

[mouse_3k]

me: DO you wanna go out wit me
Bf: ::Blank stare::
Me: ....
Bf: are u serious??

yah not tht funny but close enough

[KissMe2408]

I was dating this guy about a year and a half ago, (big jerk), but ok. Went over to his house, and the tv and game systems and apparently all the deer heads were all in the basement. I had high heeled shoes on. Add in some steps. Yah you get the picture. I totally tripped down all of them. haha, it was really funny. I remember he was like "Omg you ok?" but he was trying so hard not to laugh.

Boyfriend from years ago. I remember we were talking on the phone, and I said something along the lines of, "oh yah i'll be a total RE-BEL if i do that." and he was like, "You mean REBEL." lol it was really funny at the time you kinda had to be there.

I've had lots of funny moments..Got hit in the head with a basketball, tripped some more, had the guy trip me on accident (he was so emberassed he never went back to the youth group), lots of moments, those up there were just the two that happened to pop into my head.

[yourfriendsteph]

One time I was laying with him on the couch and i kissed him on the cheek. and so he goes " i can do better than that" and we started having a kissing war. it was more cute than funny, but at the time it was hilarious.

another time this boy i liked and i were sitting up in the balcony of the gym at school. there was this fly that kept bugging us and finally it landed about three feet away. so he took his book and whipped it at the fly and fly guts smeared everywhere all on the floor and his book. for some reason i thought this was the most hilarious thing and i actually snorted in front of him i was laughing so hard. i've never laughed that hard in front of a guy before and i looked like a complete idiot :D

[miss-_-guitar]

ok it was in drama class and my crush was in my group and we had to practice tableau. were you have to stay still and in one of our scenes i was leaning over him and i fell on his lap and almost touched him crotch. and he was said not here at least do under the table. i couldent stop laughing for such a long time.

[lilxroxy]

One time I was laying with him on the couch and i kissed him on the cheek. and so he goes " i can do better than that" and we started having a kissing war.

aww, how cute : D

[pinayprincess]

[to make it short] my ex was on top of me, until i made the next move, i elbowed him in the eye! lmao oops.... =)

[mzbbc]

haha, well we were never actually "together"... it was over the summer, and he had a gf at the time, so it was kinda messed up...but

anywayyy, the second day after i met him, he had to call someone that i knew too, and we were just hanging out.

him: *writes number into cellphone and shoves it in my face* IS THAT THE RIGHT NUMBER?
me: *pause* yeaa uhm i think so.
him: ARE YOU SURE?
me: uhh i guess so?
him: *calls number* shit! I CALLED MYSELF BY MISTAKE. I JUST CALLED *MY NUMBER* INSTEAD.

hahahaha it was so funny because he said it all practically shouting, then went and called the person he was gonna from the number that was already saved in his phone.

so silly.

[much2muse]

some of my friends like made us dance together... to no music. it was very random, but funny. and embarrassing at the time.