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 Oct 31 2004, 03:27 PM
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so, this grasshopper walks into a bar.
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Oct 31 2004, 03:49 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
 ...did you forget to post the rest of the joke or something???...this is pointless.
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Oct 31 2004, 04:25 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
wtfreak
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Oct 31 2004, 04:33 PM
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my fault. wrong joke, changed it... maybe you'll get it now (i hope)
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Oct 31 2004, 05:48 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
QUOTE(indykid845 @ Oct 31 2004, 12:27 PM) so, this grasshopper walks into a bar. Wtf? A grasshopper walks in a bar? And that's supposed to mean?
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Oct 31 2004, 06:04 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
What a SPAM.
Lol. Yes a grasshopper HOPS not WALKS. haha ? |
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Nov 1 2004, 02:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
oook then
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Nov 1 2004, 02:26 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
LOL. That took me a while to get. But it actually made me laugh because a lot of people were like, "WTF? Where's the damn joke?"
Good one. 
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Nov 2 2004, 11:20 PM
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umm ..hahah ..yeah.
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Nov 6 2004, 03:22 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
uhh do u mean it as in the grasshopper ran into a bar like banged its head kine?
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Nov 7 2004, 01:06 AM
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 lick me Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 |
err I heard something like this before, but I thought it was lame
Do you get it? Bar- where people drink alcohol and stuff.. what they meant was a bar, as in an object kinda thing. is that it? :S |
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Nov 7 2004, 01:10 PM
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no, not really. itz kinda lame, but it plays on the fact that grasshoppers cant walk. when i first heard it, i thought it wuz really dumb and pointless, but the more i thought about it, the funnier it seemed to get. go figure
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Nov 8 2004, 11:34 PM
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 push the botton... VROOOOM Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,166 |
wth?!?!?!?!?!??!
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