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 Oct 25 2004, 08:26 PM
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A mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now ' cause this is the last stop. And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on get your asses in the train 'cause we're leaving." The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out you may play with your train. But I want you to use nice language." Two hours later the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." "For those of you just boarding we ask you to store all your luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us." "And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay please see the bitch in the kitchen." |
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Oct 25 2004, 08:31 PM
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 skaters gonna skate.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
o_o lol hah.
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Oct 25 2004, 08:32 PM
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LMAO
 Funny ..
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Oct 25 2004, 08:33 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
QUOTE o_o er..what she said. ::jerry:: |
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Oct 25 2004, 09:53 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
LMAO how old is this KID??
 im not like dat... never 
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Oct 25 2004, 11:18 PM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
ahaha that cracked me up ! good one
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Oct 26 2004, 12:34 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
uhhh no
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Oct 26 2004, 12:36 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
LMFAO! GOOD ONE!
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Oct 26 2004, 06:42 PM
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 can't believe I let people call me Lynne on here 5 yrs ago o Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,591 |
 ... hahah!!!
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Oct 26 2004, 07:35 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
LMAO! Funny!
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Oct 26 2004, 10:52 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
I don't really find that funny...or smart...=\
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Oct 27 2004, 04:31 PM
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omg! that's funny but BAD!
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Oct 27 2004, 08:32 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
yeah...funny but BAD ^
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Oct 30 2004, 03:58 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao! i like this kid
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Oct 30 2004, 01:37 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lols smart kid XP =]
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Oct 31 2004, 04:19 AM
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lol
ROFL
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Nov 3 2004, 06:41 PM
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ooo hahaha
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Nov 3 2004, 06:46 PM
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lmao haha that is funny
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Nov 4 2004, 09:23 AM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
0_o <--- ditto
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Nov 5 2004, 12:34 AM
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hahaha
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Nov 5 2004, 09:14 PM
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HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaa...... im torn b/w wtf and ...
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Aug 25 2005, 08:22 PM
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ROFL nice joke. I can't stop laughing. 6 minute abs.
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Aug 25 2005, 08:34 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha
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Sep 7 2005, 05:51 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
QUOTE(simplicityxx @ Oct 25 2004, 9:53 PM) LMAO how old is this KID?? im not like dat... never 
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