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abc's...., funni to me hope it is to u 2
swtmaggie92
post Sep 20 2004, 06:58 PM
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ok im not sure if this is funni to u pplz but it is to me...so here goes...and this is my first time writing one of these. wink.gif

there was this boy who went to school where his teacher asks,
"what are the abc's?"

"i dont know" the boy answers.

so the boy goes home and he goes into the kitchen where his mom was and asked her,
"what are the abc's?"
And his mom says,"go shut the door"
So the boy shuts the door

then the boy goes into the living room where he finds his dad sitting on the sofa watching T.V. and he asks,
"what are the abc's?"
and his dad says, " close the window."
So the boy closes the window.

Then he goes into his brother's room where his brother is lookin at a hot babe in a magazine....and the boy asks,
"what are the abc's?"
and his brother answers,"whoa thats sexy!"

he next day the boy goes to school and his teacher asks,
"what are the abc's?"
then the boy answers, "go shut the door"
And the teacher thought he was shy and didnt want anyone to hear so she shut the door.

then she asked again to the boy,
"what are the abc's?"
then the boy answers, "close the window"
The teacher thought he was cold so she closed the window.

As the teacher was closing the window, a little breeze came through the window and it blew the teacher's skirt up and the little boy says,
"WHOA THATS SEXY!"


you pplz get it??? hahaha laugh.gif
 

Posts in this topic
swtmaggie92   abc's....   Sep 20 2004, 06:58 PM
mony0407   thats a pretty good one.. hehe   Sep 20 2004, 07:13 PM
jennifish   funny but predictable.   Sep 21 2004, 04:14 AM
dahding   yet another version of the very old joke. but stil...   Sep 21 2004, 05:35 AM
mzteriouzme007   yeah... predictabel   Sep 21 2004, 08:50 PM
o0_BLuez_0o   QUOTEfunny but predictable. i agree   Sep 21 2004, 11:29 PM
LittleLulu   hahahahah LOL thats a good one. the teacher is pro...   Oct 2 2004, 02:28 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   that was okai heh   Oct 25 2004, 01:22 AM
wind&fire   i dont get it...   Oct 25 2004, 04:57 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha...I've read something similar to this.   Oct 25 2004, 03:47 PM
niez_cho   I've heard a Chinese version of this before......   Oct 26 2004, 12:01 AM
wind&fire   can someone explain?   Oct 27 2004, 02:25 AM
ji_cabinx   QUOTE(mzteriouzme007 @ Sep 21 2004, 8:50 PM)y...   Oct 27 2004, 04:29 PM
sweetxsimplicity   Yeah...I remember this when I was like in first gr...   Oct 28 2004, 12:16 AM
LiLEthiopian   haha..yea i remember reading this a long time ago....   Oct 28 2004, 03:29 PM
pnai4eva   Yea itz predictable, but still funny   Oct 28 2004, 03:41 PM
AngelicEyz00   haha, that's cute   Oct 28 2004, 05:56 PM
mz anita xP   lols funny   Oct 28 2004, 06:21 PM
tootsie_kiddo   lol, i got it... funny   Oct 30 2004, 03:53 AM
s_parker_luver   QUOTE(niez_cho @ Oct 26 2004, 12:01 AM)I...   Oct 30 2004, 04:37 AM


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