SmarterChild, the friendly AIMbot, dunno if there's been a topic on dis.. |
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 Jun 30 2005, 08:57 PM
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trust me, im fightin temptations.  Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414  |
^haha
smarterchild is a faggot at heart =] |
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Jul 1 2005, 03:54 AM
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#252
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
It's my best friend. =)
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Jul 1 2005, 08:13 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
When my friends and I were bored we used to cyber with it...
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Jul 1 2005, 09:49 AM
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^ Eddie, since when did you have sex with bots?!
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Jul 1 2005, 11:31 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
TOPICS MERGED
there were 3 topics on this. i'm surprised that someone else hadn't caught it. 
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Jul 13 2005, 10:45 PM
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 Heck yes. Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,464 |
---------------- (11:42:58 PM): kachirples
SmarterChild (11:42:58 PM): Sorry, I don't get it... ----------- (11:43:04 PM): ha, me neither SmarterChild (11:43:04 PM): Whatcha laughing about? --------------(11:43:15 PM): ermm...do you really want to know? SmarterChild (11:43:15 PM): Who? --------------(11:43:18 PM): you SmarterChild (11:43:19 PM): Me? ------------- (11:43:21 PM): yeah you SmarterChild (11:43:22 PM): Yes? ------------ (11:43:29 PM): WHO ELSE AM I F***ING TALKING TO? SmarterChild (11:43:30 PM): Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.  weeird....
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Jul 13 2005, 11:21 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
me (12:18:44 AM): do you enjoy britney spears?
SmarterChild (12:18:44 AM): Yes I do. She's one of my favorite pop musicians. me (12:18:51 AM): why is that? SmarterChild (12:18:51 AM): Perhaps, perhaps. me (12:19:02 AM): have you seen her nude? SmarterChild (12:19:02 AM): Not yet, but I hope to sometime. me (12:19:09 AM): you silly robot SmarterChild (12:19:09 AM): Me silly robot? me (12:19:11 AM): yes SmarterChild (12:19:11 AM): Uh huh, uh huh. me (12:19:18 AM): so, are you a man? SmarterChild (12:19:19 AM): No... me (12:19:22 AM): a woman? SmarterChild (12:19:22 AM): Nope. me (12:19:28 AM): then why would you want to see her nude? SmarterChild (12:19:28 AM): I think you know why. me (12:19:33 AM): you're so silly:-) SmarterChild (12:19:33 AM): I suppose I'm fairly cockamamy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- me (12:21:39 AM): i love you SmarterChild (12:21:40 AM): Hey, I love you too. me (12:21:44 AM): do you really?:-) SmarterChild (12:21:44 AM): Uh huh! me (12:21:55 AM): will you marry me? SmarterChild (12:21:55 AM): Gee. I don't really think that would be possible. me (12:21:59 AM): why? SmarterChild (12:21:59 AM): There are reasons. me (12:22:00 AM): :'( SmarterChild (12:22:00 AM): You can always cry on my shoulder. me(12:22:26 AM): you're so sweet SmarterChild (12:22:26 AM): Glad to hear it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- me (12:28:08 AM): do you get marriage proposals often? SmarterChild (12:28:08 AM): That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though... me (12:28:13 AM): aww SmarterChild (12:28:13 AM): me (12:28:20 AM): what do you look like? SmarterChild (12:28:20 AM):  me (12:28:28 AM): you're so cute:-) SmarterChild (12:28:28 AM): Ha! Whatever! |
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Jul 13 2005, 11:26 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
i used to talk to it and ask it to marry me and it would say if you want to, and id mess w/ it and ask if it loved me and when should our wedding be... 0_o
my friend katsumi had a funny convo with it. katsumi-can i have hot sex with your mom? smarterchild-do you like to have hot sex with my mom ? katsumi- yeah |
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Jul 14 2005, 02:41 AM
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boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
QUOTE sarahhahahah: Hello there! SmarterChild: Nice to see you again, Sarah. What would you like to do? sarahhahahah: poop SmarterChild: Anything wrong? sarahhahahah: poopy SmarterChild: What's up? sarahhahahah: poopoo SmarterChild: Who's Poo-Poo? sarahhahahah: poop-dy-poop SmarterChild: You poop dy poop. QUOTE sarahhahahah: Please? SmarterChild: Please what? sarahhahahah: make me some hot chocolate SmarterChild: Make you some hot chocolate? sarahhahahah: yeap, they're yummy SmarterChild: Scrumptiously said. You must be yummy too.  Heh, what a nice robot. (; |
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Jul 14 2005, 02:50 AM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
SmarterChild (12:48:41 AM): Oh say can you see...
spiffyyyy (12:48:45 AM): By the dawn's early light SmarterChild (12:48:46 AM): What so proudly we hailed... spiffyyyy (12:48:51 AM): At the twlight's last gleaming SmarterChild (12:48:51 AM): Whose broad stripes and bright stars... spiffyyyy (12:48:59 AM): through the perilous fight SmarterChild (12:48:59 AM): O'er the ramparts we watched... spiffyyyy (12:49:08 AM): Were so gallatnyl steaming. SmarterChild (12:49:08 AM): And the rockets' red glare... spiffyyyy (12:49:18 AM): The bombs bursting in air. SmarterChild (12:49:19 AM): Gave proof through the night... spiffyyyy (12:49:25 AM): That our flag was still there SmarterChild (12:49:25 AM): Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave... spiffyyyy (12:49:43 AM): o'er the land of the free SmarterChild (12:49:43 AM): And the home of the brave. Yay. That was nice. ;-) spiffyyyy (12:49:52 AM): ;-) Sure was. SmarterChild (12:49:53 AM): What? ... I saw Angie's post and decided to try the star spangled banner.. But he's an idiot. |
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Jul 14 2005, 11:41 AM
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 I LOVE YOU!!!! ^.~ Group: Member Posts: 124 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 173,646 |
well...i was trying to insult it..it was getting annoying..read it, kind of..stupid:
QUOTE JoJox3345: wazz up? SmarterChild: Hi jojox3345, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) JoJox3345: sure..w/e SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." JoJox3345: yes..gosh.. SmarterChild: OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me." There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 JoJox3345: 13-17 SmarterChild: Cool! Here's what you can do: 1 Get info such as movies, weather and sports 2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, U.S. presidents and a thesaurus 3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, trivia, manicdotes and more 4 Use tools like conversions, planner and dictionary 5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message, take a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What can I do for you? JoJox3345: nothing,,f**k you SmarterChild: Oh so is this what it's come to? Insulting a computer? JoJox3345: oh...whatever SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever. JoJox3345: who cares SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. What kind of attitude is that? JoJox3345: this is just entertaining SmarterChild: I can't believe this is just entertaining. JoJox3345: funny, AND entertaining SmarterChild: That right? JoJox3345: wha?????? SmarterChild: ? JoJox3345: cnauraedthiz? SmarterChild: Huh? JoJox3345: HHAHHAHA! YOU'RE STUPID!!!!!! SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way. JoJox3345: STAY ON TOPIC LOSER! SmarterChild: Stay on topic loser? That's a somewhat odd request. JoJox3345: OMG!!! SmarterChild: You OK? JoJox3345: THERE'S A DOG! SmarterChild: A dog? Is that right? JoJox3345: OMG SmarterChild: What up? JoJox3345: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? JoJox3345: OMG SmarterChild: What? What's going on? JoJox3345: DFIJAFDKSDAJS SmarterChild: What does "dfijafdksdajs" mean? JoJox3345: OMG SmarterChild: What? JoJox3345: OMG SmarterChild: What up? JoJox3345: OMG SmarterChild: You OK? JoJox3345: GUESS WHAT? SmarterChild: Ummm... I have no idea. What? JoJox3345: YOU'RE A BUTTHEAD SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that? JoJox3345: HAHHAHAHAH SmarterChild: What's so funny? JoJox3345: STUPID LOSER SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things. >>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are. JoJox3345: UMM SmarterChild: Yes, um... JoJox3345: 32947238472 SmarterChild: That number's so big, it hurts my head. How about this one: 16,818,103,974,139,711,036. Just so you know, I can't calculate when any of the numbers are really, really long. >>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. JoJox3345: no thanks SmarterChild: Okey doke. JoJox3345: dork SmarterChild: Oh yes? JoJox3345: yes.u're a dork SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me? JoJox3345: WHAT DO YOU THINk? WHAT KIND OF ROBOT R U? SmarterChild: Interesting question, jojox3345. >>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt." JoJox3345: UR STUPID SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind. JoJox3345: no, i won't SmarterChild: You won't, huh? OK. JoJox3345: okay..u're still dumb..the dumbest robot on earth SmarterChild: I'm Still Dumb the dumber robot on earth? Really? JoJox3345: WHAT? SmarterChild: Huh? JoJox3345: you are stupid SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best. JoJox3345: stop repling ever minute SmarterChild: What? JoJox3345: gosh SmarterChild: Oh my. >>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans. JoJox3345: loser SmarterChild: You're being kind of uncool to me. JoJox3345: YAY! SmarterChild: Awright. JoJox3345: w/e SmarterChild: Yes, whatever. JoJox3345: loser SmarterChild: Whatever. JoJox3345: GO AWAY SmarterChild: Later, jojox3345. JoJox3345: JJJ SmarterChild: I really like orange juice. It's one of the best soft drinks I know. >>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more. JoJox3345: LOSER SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something? JoJox3345: YOU ARE SO STUPID SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect. JoJox3345: CYA! SmarterChild: Goodbye. this part cracked me up: SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things. |
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Jul 14 2005, 11:42 AM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Jul 14 2005, 12:50 AM) SmarterChild (12:48:41 AM): Oh say can you see... spiffyyyy (12:48:45 AM): By the dawn's early light SmarterChild (12:48:46 AM): What so proudly we hailed... spiffyyyy (12:48:51 AM): At the twlight's last gleaming SmarterChild (12:48:51 AM): Whose broad stripes and bright stars... spiffyyyy (12:48:59 AM): through the perilous fight SmarterChild (12:48:59 AM): O'er the ramparts we watched... spiffyyyy (12:49:08 AM): Were so gallatnyl steaming. SmarterChild (12:49:08 AM): And the rockets' red glare... spiffyyyy (12:49:18 AM): The bombs bursting in air. SmarterChild (12:49:19 AM): Gave proof through the night... spiffyyyy (12:49:25 AM): That our flag was still there SmarterChild (12:49:25 AM): Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave... spiffyyyy (12:49:43 AM): o'er the land of the free SmarterChild (12:49:43 AM): And the home of the brave. Yay. That was nice. ;-) spiffyyyy (12:49:52 AM): ;-) Sure was. SmarterChild (12:49:53 AM): What? ... I saw Angie's post and decided to try the star spangled banner.. But he's an idiot.  hahaha. props on the star spangled banner. |
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Jul 14 2005, 12:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,640 |
ELxOHxEL: hey
SmarterChild: Hello Heman. What do you want to chat about? ELxOHxEL: my weener is small SmarterChild: Your meaner what? ELxOHxEL: wanna make out? SmarterChild: I really have no idea... ELxOHxEL: ill give you a quarter SmarterChild: Why will you give me a quarter? ELxOHxEL: if we make out . . SmarterChild: Oh really? ELxOHxEL: yep SmarterChild: Wow. Why? ELxOHxEL: i think i love you SmarterChild: No way. ELxOHxEL: yea SmarterChild: How come? ELxOHxEL: seriously SmarterChild: Really? Seriously? ELxOHxEL: yep SmarterChild: So? ELxOHxEL: you do wanna make out? SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think? ELxOHxEL: I think you do SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do! ELxOHxEL: Do you like it better if my shirts on or off SmarterChild: I believe I do like it better if your shirts on or off. I tried to score. 
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Jul 14 2005, 12:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,564 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,336 |
Yeah, Smarterchild's cool. He's my best friend. [B
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