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Unanswered questions, questions that will never be answered
aznguy711
post Oct 10 2004, 11:45 PM
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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
 

Posts in this topic
aznguy711   Unanswered questions   Oct 10 2004, 11:45 PM
spiffeh   QUOTE2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treate...   Oct 11 2004, 02:28 PM
AznKutie   Lmao...funny questions!   Oct 11 2004, 08:44 PM
teeners__15   becuz if the whole thing made of black box materia...   Oct 11 2004, 08:57 PM
LittleLulu   hahaha lmao that funny   Oct 12 2004, 02:20 AM
huney8o8   herez sum other ones.... 1. If sumone asks u what...   Oct 12 2004, 05:07 PM
xtremeliquid   Heh...nice.   Oct 12 2004, 06:35 PM
Auktane   1. If sumone asks u what time it is and points to ...   Oct 13 2004, 04:02 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   QUOTE12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why...   Oct 17 2004, 03:07 AM
wind&fire   these are all queer....   Oct 19 2004, 08:52 AM
eli5e   um nice   Oct 19 2004, 04:02 PM


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