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revenge
F1R3B4T
post Sep 1 2004, 01:13 AM
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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend's and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.
 

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F1R3B4T   revenge   Sep 1 2004, 01:13 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   lol...poor girl. but that was a dumb thing 2 do   Sep 1 2004, 01:19 AM
tsohg   evil joke.. rofl   Sep 1 2004, 06:56 PM
pnai4eva   lmao, that's so evil...but funny!   Sep 2 2004, 03:58 PM
me_myself_andi2003   HES SO EVIL! *GASP*   Sep 3 2004, 04:41 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   lmao she deserved it.   Sep 3 2004, 05:51 AM
islandkiss   hahah. that's hilarious.   Sep 3 2004, 10:56 AM
chica777708   ummmm....? ? ? I think I got it just not very... c...   Sep 3 2004, 05:54 PM
dani41790   lmao thats dirty   Sep 3 2004, 08:41 PM
gothicvengeance   QUOTElmao she deserved it. lol I agree.   Sep 27 2004, 06:04 PM
ohBrian   haah this is more like a TRUE STORY!   Sep 27 2004, 07:13 PM
wind&fire   hahahahahaha!!!revenge is sweet!   Sep 27 2004, 08:47 PM
stephinika   lol oh my god! the poor girl hahaha but she de...   Sep 27 2004, 08:52 PM
xtremeliquid   Haha...thats funny.   Sep 28 2004, 12:36 AM
LittleLulu   *muahahahaha* soo evil.. but i think the girl des...   Sep 28 2004, 01:48 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   OMGGG good boy but i would hate if that happend to...   Oct 10 2004, 11:48 PM
huney8o8   QUOTEummmm....? ? ? I think I got it just not very...   Oct 13 2004, 04:08 PM
Auktane   that guy is smart..lol...whata pimp....good joke.....   Oct 13 2004, 04:16 PM
i ami_am   what a genious!!! rawr lol good joke   Oct 13 2004, 05:57 PM
lilazneye10   lol funnie as hekk poor girl she gunna get spanked   Oct 13 2004, 06:13 PM
sharerol   LMAO, sooooo evil!!!!!!...   Oct 13 2004, 06:31 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   QUOTE(tsohg @ Sep 1 2004, 4:56 PM)evil joke.....   Oct 17 2004, 03:00 AM
literemix24   wow damnn..evilness. lols   Oct 31 2004, 04:58 AM
mzteriouzme007   how unpredictable..   Nov 12 2004, 12:34 AM
conster   oh man.. thats evil   Nov 12 2004, 11:01 PM
Weird addiction   haha,that is soooo hilarious!!   Nov 13 2004, 11:48 AM
azn_r4pf4n   ahahaha, hecka revengeful.   Nov 13 2004, 11:51 AM
blowpops69   lmao... smart exboyfriend   Nov 13 2004, 11:27 PM
Dusck   that gurl is soo unlucky! haha   Nov 14 2004, 03:27 AM
that_girl0511   while it was pretty mean (and stupid) to send that...   Nov 16 2004, 05:11 PM
miss barnes   i think they bothe deserved it. she should have re...   Nov 16 2004, 10:20 PM
tresa1992   Ahaha. Funny. Yet evil.   Nov 17 2004, 12:35 AM
Shortiiex   that is a good revenge   Nov 22 2004, 03:58 PM
sunissed14127   lol ive heard that one lol...but still funny!   Nov 28 2004, 03:59 PM
unrequited   LOL that was funny   Nov 28 2004, 04:24 PM
mirage   LOLZ, poor guy... and an evil too...   Nov 30 2004, 04:53 PM


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