YOUR FACE!!!!, The Fine Art of Dissing. |
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| *[2]Nekked* |
 Oct 11 2004, 04:49 PM
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Dissing is an art in which very few people can master. I do not claim to be a master of this fine art, but I do consider myself a fine disser.
There are a few techniques I have learned over the course of 17 years of dissing. Each technique is only to be used in their respective situations. For now, i'll only talk about one technique, but i'll add to the list as I go along.. Quick but Effective: This is only to be used in not-so-serious situations in which your opponent is boring you with their idiotic arguments. To shut them up, you simply think of something random but still insulting to say. Like so:
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Oct 11 2004, 04:52 PM
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cb=bullshit.  Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
I can't wait to see what else you have to add to your beautiful little list.
My favorite on that one just might be "Your Mother."  I also believe that many could benefit from this post... because in fact, dissing IS a fine art. |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Oct 11 2004, 04:55 PM
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You effing c**t...
^o0o yeh, I like that! |
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Oct 11 2004, 04:55 PM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
"Your Mother" is a great one.
but for me to stop them from talking is just to hit them or poke them or say guess what! and then say chicken butt. |
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| *tweeak* |
Oct 11 2004, 04:55 PM
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eh, i just outwit them. big words are nice. (most of the people i wind up arguing with are rather dumb)
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Oct 11 2004, 04:58 PM
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 naners Group: Member Posts: 113 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,394 |
Basically what my friends all say is "whatever you said" + "WITH YOUR MOM!" sometimes its pretty funny..
I say "that's nice" in a really sarcastic tone or thank you..pisses the people off. its fun |
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Oct 11 2004, 05:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
I block their comments...I can't think of any right now, but if you insulted me like my friend tries to do, yeah..I "block" his comments, and it gets them really annoy, to the point where they completely shut up.
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Oct 11 2004, 05:09 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
heh the only words i used was "your mother" and that's all >.<
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Oct 11 2004, 05:11 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
ppl make fun of me for being mexican at skool so i make fun of them 4 being white trash n stuff...
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Oct 11 2004, 05:11 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
go crack the mirror!
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| *[2]Nekked* |
Oct 11 2004, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Oct 11 2004, 6:11 PM) go crack the mirror! ROFL.. just so. |
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Oct 11 2004, 05:13 PM
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 Blasian, Asian, INVASION! Group: Official Member Posts: 4,288 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,769 |
-Bite me
-Shut up and make me a sandwich -deez nuts (i dont got em but its a good comeback) |
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| *[2]Nekked* |
Oct 11 2004, 05:14 PM
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HOLD MY CUP, BITCH!
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Oct 11 2004, 05:20 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
"Go buy a house" is by far the best.
 I heard another one from that same idiot a while back.. it was "get in my soup!" Hah. |
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Oct 11 2004, 05:24 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
Shut the f*boing*ck up and sit the f*boing*ck down!!
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| *stephinika* |
Oct 11 2004, 05:37 PM
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haha dissing is a fine art. your mother is a good one though i don't use it all the time. 'bite me' works too. hmm what else. a simple but to the point 'shut the f**k up' works too.
 bah for some reason i can't think of any other particular ones. depends on the level of idiocy coming from the other person ahah. 
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Oct 11 2004, 05:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,799 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,450 |
QUOTE(sunissed14127 @ Oct 11 2004, 5:11 PM) ppl make fun of me for being mexican at skool so i make fun of them 4 being white trash n stuff... How rude. I'm mexican too! Go mexicans!! lol anywaysss ehh people at my school don't make fun of me for being mexican but i just feel REALLY left out surrounded by asians.Anywaysss oops sorry off topic ehh definetely "your face" is a classic =] |
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Oct 11 2004, 05:54 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
how about simply, kiss my butt.
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Oct 11 2004, 05:58 PM
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Hey trish remember...
"GO GET ME MY CHICKEN!!"
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Oct 11 2004, 06:00 PM
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 i'm 11,386. back off BITCHES!! Group: Member Posts: 1,596 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,386 |
Yknow what?! You're ugly! You're ugly!!! <-- somehow, stupid stuff like that really hurts my feelings
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Oct 11 2004, 06:04 PM
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POWAPOSTA Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725 |
i still believe that sarcasm is the way to go. ;o
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Oct 11 2004, 07:14 PM
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 chinese fastfood delivery man Group: Member Posts: 84 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,189 |
i know someone who just says "im gay and i think your hot!" and that makes the person go away
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Oct 11 2004, 07:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,476 |
When I just start talking about random things, they usually shut up. lol. Or I confuse them by using big words. lmao.
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| *CEP* |
Oct 11 2004, 07:19 PM
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" Your Face! " is mine, woman!
*kick* But ilu. So... - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Oct 11 2004, 07:23 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
man u guys r mean.
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