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wut u smuggling
aznguy711
post Oct 9 2004, 11:10 PM
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Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Rice," answered Tuan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but rice. He detains Tuan overnight and has the rice analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure rice in the bags The guard releases Tuan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Rice," says Tuan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but rice. He gives the sand back to Tuan, and Tuan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Tuan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a noodles restaurant in Vietnam.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Tuan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
 

Posts in this topic
aznguy711   wut u smuggling   Oct 9 2004, 11:10 PM
jnukes   LOL, nice ahaha   Oct 9 2004, 11:50 PM
o0_BLuez_0o   haha i bet the guard would have never guessed that...   Oct 9 2004, 11:58 PM
xtremeliquid   Haha...funny.   Oct 10 2004, 01:43 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   lol thats funny!   Oct 10 2004, 06:45 PM
__hopefullie__   haha. but bicycles? lol oooook then.   Oct 10 2004, 06:51 PM
AznKutie   Haha..interesting.   Oct 10 2004, 10:39 PM
tainted_angel   Lol. Nice one.   Oct 11 2004, 12:24 AM
MasteRxKiD   Haha, pretty slick...Not all that funny though.   Oct 11 2004, 03:08 AM
Oreo_bro   QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Oct 11 2004, 3:08 AM)Haha,...   Oct 11 2004, 03:11 AM
1--GIRL   lol clever   Oct 11 2004, 03:13 AM
dani41790   rofl rofl thats a good one   Oct 11 2004, 04:48 AM
LittleLulu   hahahahahahahahaha *cough*stupid cops*cough*   Oct 12 2004, 02:57 AM
xSWEETxCANDiix   lmfao that's funnay   Oct 17 2004, 03:21 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   ahhaha wait so he was steeling da bikes?   Oct 17 2004, 10:37 PM
eli5e   lol   Oct 18 2004, 03:46 PM
wind&fire   i herd that.. it still isnt funny   Oct 19 2004, 08:40 AM


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