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 Nov 7 2004, 01:16 PM
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so, this guy bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There ain't no way they can catch me in a corvette," he thought to himself and decided to open her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 130 and finally 150 with the lights still behind him. "What the hell am I doing?" he finally thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't particularly feel like doing any more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I've never heard before, you can go." "well," said the man, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop, and I was afraid you were trying to give her back." "ok, you're free to go," said the officer. |
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indykid845 never heard that before Nov 7 2004, 01:16 PM
EXPLO5ION hahahah. ive heard this joke before Nov 7 2004, 03:24 PM xtremeliquid Haha...I see. Nov 7 2004, 04:23 PM mzteriouzme007 ROFLS! Nov 12 2004, 12:01 AM xSWEETxCANDiix lol funny. Nov 12 2004, 05:58 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY HAHAH that is funny Nov 15 2004, 07:38 PM LittleLulu //uhhh...... ummm... i didn''t think it wa... Nov 16 2004, 12:06 AM [x] L.U.C.Y [x] lol
really good excuse to think of in such a long ... Nov 19 2004, 09:34 PM teenprincess ohhh, at first i didn't get it. Lol, that... Nov 19 2004, 09:44 PM anqie heheh? Nov 19 2004, 09:47 PM AznKutie LOL! Haha...pretty funny.. Nov 19 2004, 10:38 PM
xbr0kensmil3 rofl..that was a good excuse Nov 20 2004, 02:11 PM  |
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