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 Aug 14 2004, 12:55 PM
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It is really long but FUNNY!!!!
>A six-year-old boy goes to his dad and asks: >"Daddy, What are politics?" > >The dad answers: >Well, son let me explain it to you this way: > >I'm the head of the family so call me >The President > >Your mother is the administrator of the money... >so we'll call her >The Government > >The nanny... >we'll consider her >The Working Class > >We're all here to take care of your needs... >so we'll call you >The People > >And that is kind of how Politics work >Now think it and see if it makes sense > >So...the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has >said. >Later that night the boy hears his baby brother crying >so he gets up to check on him > >He finds his little brother completely soiled in his diaper. >he goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. > >Not wanting to wake her >he goes to the nanny's room >he finds his daddy in bed with the nanny > >He gives up and finally goes to bed. >The next morning at the breakfast table >the little boy says to his father: >"Daddy I think I understand the concept of politics now." > >The Father says: >"Good son now tell me in your own words what politics are" > >The little replies: > >"The President >is screwing >The Working Class >while >The Government >is sound asleep > >The People >are being ignored >and >The Future >is in deep sh*t." |
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Aug 14 2004, 06:46 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
hahaa i think thats funny lol
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Aug 14 2004, 06:58 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
haha, thats funny
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Aug 14 2004, 10:07 PM
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hehe. i get it, yep, it is funny.
I give it 8/10 |
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Aug 14 2004, 10:29 PM
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omg i kno this joke!! my teacher told it me on thursday
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Aug 14 2004, 10:34 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
 That is funny and also true.
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Aug 14 2004, 10:58 PM
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lmfao!!!!!! loL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 15 2004, 03:06 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Rotflmmfsao!!
 That's a smart kid. |
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Aug 15 2004, 04:10 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao XD thats realli funni
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Aug 15 2004, 02:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
"the president is screwing the working class"
lmao!!! |
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Aug 15 2004, 02:20 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
That's a good one!
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Aug 16 2004, 01:44 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
lol, good joke!
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Aug 16 2004, 01:56 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha cute
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Aug 16 2004, 03:18 PM
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OMG lmao.... wtf is wrong with the dad lmao
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Aug 16 2004, 04:06 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
LMAO so true
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Aug 16 2004, 05:33 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
haha, wow thats funnie good job!
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Aug 16 2004, 06:15 PM
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 Bardic Nation Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,059 |
it was true before 2001.
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Aug 16 2004, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE(sikdragon @ Aug 16 2004, 6:15 PM) it was true before 2001. eh who cares dude, its a joke. juz for laffs |
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Aug 16 2004, 10:25 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol...that's interesting. people have a lot of time on their hands.
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Aug 17 2004, 02:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
thats why kids these days haf the wrong idea about reality..
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Aug 17 2004, 02:11 PM
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funny but tru
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Sep 13 2004, 05:41 PM
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haha thas funny
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Sep 14 2004, 06:56 PM
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haha i think thats funny
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Sep 16 2004, 11:35 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
its kind of funny but then again so real
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Sep 17 2004, 12:04 AM
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Heh...
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