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 Oct 2 2004, 08:06 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,110  |
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!" |
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Oct 2 2004, 08:10 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
 lmao, i dont get it cause im not a fan of football but this belongs in interests>> humor.
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Oct 2 2004, 08:58 AM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
lol!
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| *kryogenix* |
Oct 2 2004, 08:59 AM
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moving to humor.
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Oct 2 2004, 02:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
lol ew thats gross
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Oct 3 2004, 07:58 PM
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 i'm on the sidelines, playing my kick arse rock music Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,143 |
er.. ew. lol
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Oct 3 2004, 08:14 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
lmao
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Oct 3 2004, 08:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Hahahahahaha. Men.
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Oct 3 2004, 10:59 PM
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awww what the? rofl, and these pplz r old as well?
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Oct 4 2004, 07:12 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
Eiww... imagine that on the bed... gross....
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Oct 5 2004, 04:06 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
ewww
 . Itz good i wasn't in bed with him!
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Oct 5 2004, 04:39 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,817 |
hilarious!!!
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Oct 6 2004, 12:51 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha...?
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Oct 6 2004, 01:15 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LOL. Weeeeird.
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Oct 8 2004, 01:49 AM
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 91 Auktane.. Group: Member Posts: 257 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,625 |
hahahha, that got me laughin...ima crash...
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Oct 8 2004, 02:27 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
I chuckled. That was it. Not all that funny for me.
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Oct 9 2004, 01:18 AM
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hahahaha
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Oct 9 2004, 11:34 AM
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lol
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Oct 9 2004, 10:00 PM
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 amazing. Group: Member Posts: 364 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,637 |
OMG.. HAHAH.LOL..but thats sorta nasty though..and someone walks in...and says...EWWW WHATS THAT SMELL??!!!! hahaaaaa
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Oct 10 2004, 07:28 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
ewww he pooped in the end *susan gets out of the room* eww stinky smell cause i dont even find this funny cause i dont know anything about football hehe
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Oct 10 2004, 02:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 178 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,191 |
ew gross..funnie..weird..but gross
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