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 Oct 2 2004, 08:02 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,110  |
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" |
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Oct 2 2004, 10:43 AM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
this isnt the humor section....
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Oct 2 2004, 03:11 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
You're obviously new, Mr Wong.
There's this tiny little section right above this one called 'Humor' See, 'Humor' means - 'That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement' Your work, surprisingly, goes under that category. It's just two clicks above the link that leads to the writing section. Sure, it's writing as well, but it's content makes it more deserving in that thread. Post your played out jokes elsewhere. Here, you want a joke? On an Abercrombie shirt - '2 Wongs make a White' Have a nice day. 
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