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 Oct 13 2004, 04:25 PM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe...  Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234  |
therez this guy walking down the street in a small village! he sees a man standing next to a donkey, so he goes up to him and says "sir, do u happen to know what time it is??" so the man bends down and grabs his donkeys balls and says, "it is 10:00." the guyz amazed..."wow!! how did u do that??" so the man bends down and grabs his donkeys balls again and replies "well u see that clock right over there??" and points to the tower in the distance!
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Oct 13 2004, 05:54 PM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
lol. i get it ! whoah that donkey must have a very huge ding a lings
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Oct 13 2004, 08:46 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,039 |
i don't get it
 maybe i'm just slowww.....hmm..funny, cuz i usually get most of the jokes i read.....ahhhhh!!! aliens are taking over my braincells and using them as UFO's!!! muah.. i just had to type that... imma weirdo 
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Oct 14 2004, 12:32 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...haha?
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Oct 14 2004, 01:15 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Didn't find that funny at all.
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Oct 14 2004, 06:16 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
I've heard that before but the donkey was a dog and the balls was the dog's tail
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Oct 14 2004, 04:00 PM
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 Maggot Rocker Group: Member Posts: 396 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,016 |
I didn't get it
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Oct 14 2004, 08:00 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
was he just trying to get a cheap feel?
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Oct 15 2004, 07:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
Why didn't he look over the donkey?
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