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the gift, so sick....
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 08:03 PM
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A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday
and as they had only started dating, after careful
consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the
right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the
girl friend's younger sister, he went to Herrod's and bought a
pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items
mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got
the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with
the following note:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of
wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister,
I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she
wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a
delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair
that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are
hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the
first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with
them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them
off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
will wear them for me Friday night.

All my love.

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little
fur showing.
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 08:36 PM
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hahaha.... eeeewww
 
o0_BLuez_0o
post Sep 21 2004, 11:39 PM
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eww thats so gross i bet the girlfriend would be like wtf?!?!
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 12:31 AM
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omg!! stupid clerk poor himLOL wut if hes like leme put them on u pr w/e haha shes like WTF
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 12:34 AM
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Haha funny.
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 01:49 PM
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aww poor guy! i feel bad for him, lol! happy.gif
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 10:55 PM
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lmao thats a good one..
 
gothicvengeance
post Sep 25 2004, 05:49 PM
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LOL...I've heard this one before but it's still pretty funny. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 03:05 AM
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haha I like it happy.gif
 
picaso_smile
post Oct 19 2004, 06:08 PM
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Seien Sie bitte mein Geliebter!
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LOL. That one actually made me laugh.
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 01:51 AM
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post Oct 21 2004, 03:47 PM
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hahah lol
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 05:46 PM
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... i like that one... it wuz funny
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:36 PM
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lmao laugh.gif that was disturbing...but funny at the same time wink.gif
 
gelionie
post Oct 22 2004, 12:31 AM
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Haha... poor guy. The girlfriend would be so mad.
 
mzteriouzme007
post Oct 27 2004, 08:54 PM
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X_x sAAAAd
 
tootsie_kiddo
post Oct 30 2004, 03:56 AM
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OOOMG i feel so bad for the bf!!! dats hilarious!
 
literemix24
post Oct 30 2004, 01:39 PM
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damnn..the guys gunnah get it..lols XP
 
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