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 Sep 30 2004, 06:47 PM
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A man dies and goes to heaven. He looks around the white fluff, and notices thousands of clocks all about, all set at different times.
He reaches the gates, and asks St.Peter, what's with all the clocks. He replies, "They're lie clocks, everytime someone lies, the hands move a little, every human had one." The man points at one and asks, "Who's is that?" St.Peter replies, "Mother Teresa's, it still at twelve o'clock, meaning she never lied in her whole life." "Who clock is that?" "Abraham Lincoln's, it's at 12:02, he only lied twice in his entire life." The man wonders, "Where's George W. Bushes clock?" St.Peter replies, "In Jesus' office, he using it as a ceiling fan." |
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Prometheusx Liar Liars Sep 30 2004, 06:47 PM
xxspr1nk1350nt0p haha. that's funny Sep 30 2004, 10:53 PM o0_BLuez_0o thats a good slamming george bush joke! Oct 1 2004, 12:32 AM LittleLulu LOL haha bush haha Oct 1 2004, 12:58 AM Auktane i bet you hes cool down in his office...lol... Oct 1 2004, 02:57 AM xtremeliquid I've heard this before. Oct 1 2004, 09:15 AM ohBrian rotflmao TRUE!! Oct 1 2004, 02:23 PM i ami_am LMAO hilariousPROPS!! Oct 1 2004, 08:19 PM krnxvanessax3 HAHAHA bush Oct 1 2004, 08:28 PM lil boi yup. bush is such a friggen liar.
::jerry:: Oct 1 2004, 09:33 PM wind&fire hahahaha!! funny!! Oct 1 2004, 11:25 PM AznKutie omg...LOL!!!! good joke! Oct 1 2004, 11:27 PM 1--GIRL hahaha Oct 10 2004, 01:43 AM angel-roh omg wtf haha so you're saying that George Bush... Oct 10 2004, 07:26 AM SeXyDeZZynSoCaL aww..thats horrible..it should be kerry's cloc... Oct 10 2004, 02:08 PM dani41790 rofl rofl thats funny Oct 10 2004, 06:27 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo it'd be funnier if u used kerry instead of bus... Oct 10 2004, 06:46 PM jooleeah i agree with diezelbabygrl_xoxo, it would've b... Oct 10 2004, 06:51 PM emrzz09 QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Oct 10 2004, 3:46 ... Oct 10 2004, 08:07 PM tainted_angel LOL. Nice. Oct 11 2004, 12:29 AM MasteRxKiD If there were a clock for Kerry, it'd spin clo... Oct 11 2004, 03:05 AM
[X]poised QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Oct 11 2004, 3:05 AM)If th... Oct 11 2004, 08:35 AM  |
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