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 Apr 19 2005, 07:11 AM
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 you high baby?  Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,267  |
go eat a d**k~
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Apr 19 2005, 09:50 PM
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well it's always fun to watch their expression when you suddenly blurt out "well you're mentally challenged" or even more often "well shut up i'm mentally challenged." whatever makes them smile. changing the person's mood usually makes me satisfied enough.
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Apr 19 2005, 10:36 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,641 |
Usually i just act nice to them it pisses them off ....especially if u agree with them like some one calls me a B*I*T*C*H or sumthin i just say Ya ilike being one of those especially on sundays lmao it makes them so mad
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Apr 20 2005, 03:46 AM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
Plain and simple, they always seem to back off on this one...
"Oh yeah?" "Yeah?" "Your face" "huh? what?" |
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Apr 21 2005, 07:51 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
person: go to hell
me: after you. iono..i jst think of it when it happens i guess. |
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Apr 21 2005, 06:11 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 56 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,221 |
your mom.
orrrr when like yu like "chump" someone.. my friend saysss do yu play tennis? cause you just got SERVEDDD |
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May 20 2005, 05:29 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Person: There's something wrong with you today..
Me: There's something wrong with your face everyday.. Person: You ain't got no ass. Me: You ain't got no d**k. |
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May 20 2005, 05:38 PM
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"YOU SUCK"
My cousins got into an argument on time and they started doing comback jokes when one of them said: "You so black you tried to bite a orea and bit your finger". |
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May 20 2005, 09:52 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
In 1st grade, there was this guy named Jake who thought he was so ripped and strong and could beat anyone up. He thought he could intimidate anyone so he was teasing me and my friends.
Me: Go away or I'll hit you. Jake: What, do you think I'm afraid of a teeny weeny girl? Me: I'm only teeny weeny because you're fat.  But that was good enough to get him to leave. |
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May 21 2005, 12:53 AM
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Eternal Syn Group: Member Posts: 398 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,000 |
QUOTE(malimars @ Apr 19 2005, 10:36 PM) Usually i just act nice to them it pisses them off ....especially if u agree with them like some one calls me a B*I*T*C*H or sumthin i just say Ya ilike being one of those especially on sundays lmao it makes them so mad  The single best thing to do. Agree with them for a while...It makes them pretty angry. Or the simple "fck you" will suffice. I go on the second a lot if agreeing with them doesn't work |
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May 21 2005, 01:10 AM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
him: your mom
me: your face him: your ass me: your generation. him:  guy in the background (edwin): OHHHHH! YOU GOT SERVEEED, BOYYYYY. |
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May 21 2005, 03:21 PM
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go out with a swedish girl!
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May 21 2005, 03:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,570 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Sep 22 2004, 11:02 PM) i'm pretty good w/ comebacks..but i don't like..have them memorized..when someone disses me..i roast them  Same here. I don't use the same comeback all the time, depends on the situation... Guy: My stuff is 8 inches, I could give you deep throat. Me: Unless you call touching me teeth DEEP THROAt, shutup... or.. Guy: I got big balls Me: I got more balls then you hoe. [Although I don't have balls, but yeah...] |
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May 21 2005, 05:37 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ May 21 2005, 1:10 AM) him: your mom me: your face him: your ass me: your generation. him: guy in the background (edwin): OHHHHH! YOU GOT SERVEEED, BOYYYYY. Lmfao. You go, girl! Person: You're retarded. Me: Your face is retarded. |
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May 22 2005, 12:03 AM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Rofl, these comebacks are good for when my cousin teases me about anything in general.
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Jun 5 2005, 11:13 PM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
lol ppl dont insult me... thankfully.
lol some of those cracked me up... 
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Jun 6 2005, 01:07 PM
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I noticed your gangster, Im pretty gangster myself Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,683 |
wow..no offense to any one...but your comebacks are kinda weak...
okay ill name some: how bout you play a game of hide and go f**k yourself (old) how bout a nice cup of shut the f**k up (old) if its a guy: dude your d**k so small that you need a tweezer to masterbate give them 3 fingers and tell him/her to read between the lines...get it???..i hope so... for chunky ppl like me ask them why am i fat???...when he/she askes..tell them: cause everytime i f**k your mom she gives me a cookie..im 230lb you do the math... is your frigerator working???..if it does it runs like you...very homosexually...if you don't get that ask someone that won't punch you in the face... what did the five fingers said to the face...SLAP!!! well thats all i can think of now... holler at me if you need more..plus i need the situation too |
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Jun 6 2005, 02:11 PM
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poor kid: fker/ w.anker
me: stop introducing urself, thx |
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Jun 10 2005, 11:39 PM
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**I'm O sO fLy** Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,281 |
"your so ugly, you make micheal jackson look good"
yea... |
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Jun 11 2005, 11:31 AM
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hey sped.
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Jun 11 2005, 11:36 AM
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 uoyevoli Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,430 |
usually i base my comebacks on what the person says, but i have a few that i know and use well..
person- ew. what are YOU looking at? me- psh. not much. person...  or.. person- ew, you freak/slut/ugle/b*tch/etc... me- and you would know freak/slut/ugly/b*tch/etc... and.. person-you're (a) slut/freak/etc.. me-takes one to know one 
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Jun 12 2005, 12:58 AM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 8 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,967 |
hmm, well im not really that good lol but here i`ll share some .
someone : your a &$@! i hate you . etc .. .  me : your point is ? someone : your a &$@!#! ^ *&!@$ etc . . . me : and i would care what you think cause ?  someone : &$@!#! ^ *&!@$ etc . . . me : go talk & tell someone who cares . cause obviously as you can see i dont . byee * walk away / sign off / ignore them etc . . *  sometimes that works or you just piss them more off, but hey if it doesnt work you can always come up with more, depending on what they`re talking about .
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Jun 12 2005, 07:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 58 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,278 |
talk to the hand..
i'm drawing blanks right now |
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Jun 15 2005, 07:26 PM
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 biatch Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 86,321 |
"are you a poor dressmaker?"
"then why are you ripping off my material" ^^^got that from a book. i thought it was kinna clever LAMEST COMEBACK...used it when i was bout 6 "i know you are, but what am I???" |
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Jun 6 2008, 05:58 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 655,997 |
since im azn my frends will diss meh
these r my cumbacks at them: Friend:Yoshi why do u have a small penis? Me:Well thats not what your mom(or girl) say (On the back ground my other friends will say OOOHHHH SHIT YOU JUST GOT BURN BY A LITTLE ASIAN) Friend:Yoshi why are you so smart? Me:Well i don't know go ask your mom Friend:Yoshi go suck a dick Me:I cant cuz i aint gay like u bitch Uncle: Yoshi why did the girl u like rejected u? Me: Cause i told her i slept with your girlfriend One last one that i usually say to all my buddies Your just mad cause my hair sticks longer then yo dick does well i got that from Katt Williams |
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