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 Sep 11 2004, 12:05 AM
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 eeny meeny miny mo  Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,008  |
On the last day he has to pay child support Charlie is happier than can be. He gets so excited that he writes the check and calls his daughter in to get it. He gives the check to his daughter and says,"This is the last check I will ever have to pay to that blood sucking woman... go take this check to your mom and tell me what the look on her face is like." So the girl goes and does that and when she comes back her dad asks her, "So what happened?" His daughter looks at him and says,"She told me to let you know that You're not my Daddy and for me to tell her what your face looks like."
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Sep 11 2004, 12:09 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
LOL!!! slick mommy....hehehe that was a good 1
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Sep 11 2004, 04:07 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha thats a good one
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Sep 11 2004, 12:45 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
That was a good one.
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Sep 15 2004, 09:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,841 |
hahaha nice
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Sep 16 2004, 01:18 AM
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haha i can just imagine the dads face
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Sep 16 2004, 01:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
hahaha! Good one!!!
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Sep 16 2004, 03:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,476 |
OMG. hahahahaha
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Sep 17 2004, 04:35 PM
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well im not laughing...
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Sep 17 2004, 04:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Lmao. Another hilarious one. :P
Hahahaha, I shall play that joke one day. |
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Sep 18 2004, 01:30 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Haha, I love clever jokes like that. Especially when it's harsh, like with this one.
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Sep 28 2004, 04:48 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
hahah poor guy.
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Sep 28 2004, 05:34 PM
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 EddieGotCakes Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,319 |
Hahhaha...that must have sucked...funny tho!
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Oct 2 2004, 02:20 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
LOl hahaha mom is soooo smart...
haha GIRL POWER!!! |
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