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dont lie to mothers
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post Sep 1 2004, 12:58 AM
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
 

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F1R3B4T   dont lie to mothers   Sep 1 2004, 12:58 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   ooooh....thats a smart mama...lol...good joke   Sep 1 2004, 01:01 AM
jnukes   =/...... i dont get it..... someone explain?   Sep 1 2004, 03:04 PM
conster   lol so it means that his son does sleep wit his ro...   Sep 1 2004, 03:05 PM
laur3nw   hahaha what a smart mom   Sep 1 2004, 04:57 PM
tsohg   ROFL! that is a smartt mom   Sep 1 2004, 05:37 PM
xnastyninjagrlx   hhaha kewl mom!   Sep 1 2004, 06:07 PM
Days Nearly Over   I saw this in my friend's profile once.. Hah I...   Sep 1 2004, 06:11 PM
AngelicEyz00   haha!! so funny... i actually get it   Sep 1 2004, 06:14 PM
[X]poised   HAHAHAHA... i like that mom.   Sep 1 2004, 11:18 PM
F1R3B4T   QUOTE(jnukes @ Sep 1 2004, 3:04 PM)=/...... i...   Sep 2 2004, 12:56 AM
WhiteLotus*   OMG! a joke I actually get! Too funny too...   Sep 2 2004, 01:12 AM
toyo loco   WOW THAT MAMA IS SMART !!   Sep 2 2004, 02:56 AM
dani41790   lmao haha john got pwned   Sep 2 2004, 03:38 AM
me_myself_andi2003   hey mama... glad shes not mine........ LOL   Sep 2 2004, 06:57 AM
LatinaLady   damn that mother is so smart!   Sep 2 2004, 01:41 PM
weirdness   lolz dats funny smart mommy   Sep 19 2004, 08:42 AM
xSonia   OMG..hahaha..EVIL MOTHER ?? haha.. That's fu...   Sep 19 2004, 02:16 PM
corizzle20   haha. smart mom   Sep 19 2004, 03:08 PM
tainted_angel   LOL. Good one.   Sep 19 2004, 04:47 PM
pnai4eva   wow, she's smart. Good joke!   Sep 19 2004, 05:39 PM
1--GIRL   *thumbs up*   Sep 19 2004, 07:57 PM
ashesinthefall   haha   Sep 19 2004, 09:36 PM
AzNPmPGMr   i wish my mom was that smart   Sep 19 2004, 10:05 PM
jennifish   pauauahaahah. smart mum.   Sep 21 2004, 04:16 AM
mzteriouzme007   haha   Sep 21 2004, 08:49 PM
gothicvengeance   lol...I don't want to sound repetitive but tha...   Sep 25 2004, 06:12 PM


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