dont lie to mothers |
Please respect our community and follow the rules. There are many types of humor so we can do without those that aim to hurt/offend individuals and groups of people alike.
The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:
NO OBSCENITY
This includes, but is not limited to excessive swearing, flaming, posting of pornographic images Racism, Homophobic, sexist remarks or bigotry of any sort.
PICTURES: No nudity of any type is allowed on the boards.
NO DUPLICATE TOPICS
If a topic exists a couple of pages away covering the same issues then the new one will be deleted or merged. Look through the pages to see if it has already been posted, if not then it should be okay to post.
Please do not violate the guidelines. It is here for a reason and is not to be ignored.
Thank you.
dont lie to mothers |
Sep 1 2004, 12:58 AM
Post
#1
|
|
![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom" |
|
|
|
F1R3B4T dont lie to mothers Sep 1 2004, 12:58 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo ooooh....thats a smart mama...lol...good joke Sep 1 2004, 01:01 AM
jnukes =/...... i dont get it..... someone explain? Sep 1 2004, 03:04 PM
conster lol so it means that his son does sleep wit his ro... Sep 1 2004, 03:05 PM
laur3nw hahaha what a smart mom Sep 1 2004, 04:57 PM
tsohg ROFL! that is a smartt mom Sep 1 2004, 05:37 PM
xnastyninjagrlx hhaha kewl mom! Sep 1 2004, 06:07 PM
Days Nearly Over I saw this in my friend's profile once.. Hah I... Sep 1 2004, 06:11 PM
AngelicEyz00 haha!! so funny... i actually get it Sep 1 2004, 06:14 PM
[X]poised HAHAHAHA... i like that mom. Sep 1 2004, 11:18 PM
F1R3B4T QUOTE(jnukes @ Sep 1 2004, 3:04 PM)=/...... i... Sep 2 2004, 12:56 AM
WhiteLotus* OMG! a joke I actually get! Too funny too... Sep 2 2004, 01:12 AM
toyo loco WOW THAT MAMA IS SMART !! Sep 2 2004, 02:56 AM
dani41790 lmao haha john got pwned Sep 2 2004, 03:38 AM
me_myself_andi2003 hey mama... glad shes not mine........ LOL Sep 2 2004, 06:57 AM
LatinaLady damn that mother is so smart! Sep 2 2004, 01:41 PM
weirdness lolz dats funny
smart mommy Sep 19 2004, 08:42 AM
xSonia OMG..hahaha..EVIL MOTHER ??
haha..
That's fu... Sep 19 2004, 02:16 PM
corizzle20 haha. smart mom Sep 19 2004, 03:08 PM
tainted_angel LOL. Good one. Sep 19 2004, 04:47 PM
pnai4eva wow, she's smart. Good joke! Sep 19 2004, 05:39 PM
1--GIRL *thumbs up* Sep 19 2004, 07:57 PM
ashesinthefall haha Sep 19 2004, 09:36 PM
AzNPmPGMr i wish my mom was that smart Sep 19 2004, 10:05 PM
jennifish pauauahaahah. smart mum. Sep 21 2004, 04:16 AM
mzteriouzme007 haha Sep 21 2004, 08:49 PM
gothicvengeance lol...I don't want to sound repetitive but tha... Sep 25 2004, 06:12 PM![]() ![]() |