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Female Comebacks
sweetxsimplicity
post Oct 7 2004, 12:13 AM
Post #1


hi, my name is brianna! =]
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I usually post funny things in my Xanga, so if you're ever bored, just click the 'Be Entertained' link on my signature. _smile.gif
 

Posts in this topic
sweetxsimplicity   Female Comebacks   Oct 7 2004, 12:13 AM
venturesome69   nice those are nice ones   Oct 7 2004, 12:15 AM
dani41790   lmao thats funny   Oct 7 2004, 12:32 AM
MasteRxKiD   I remember those. There are so much more though.   Oct 7 2004, 05:13 AM
niez_cho   lol those are funny... perverted guys...   Oct 7 2004, 06:10 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha...   Oct 7 2004, 09:14 AM
ohBrian   damn hahahah... THOSE ARE MEAN COMEBACKS HAHAHA   Oct 7 2004, 02:45 PM
ANIME_FREAK_LOVER   HAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT ITS FROM FUNNYJUNK.COM HAHA...   Oct 7 2004, 04:45 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   muahaa i use these every chance i get!   Oct 7 2004, 05:09 PM
huney8o8   LOL!! got remember those! they'll ...   Oct 7 2004, 10:08 PM
tainted_angel   Lol, here're two: Guy: "You wanna' ...   Oct 8 2004, 03:25 AM
sweetdreamsx3   QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Oct 7 2004, 12:13 AM...   Oct 8 2004, 05:54 PM
huney8o8   QUOTEGuy: "Can I have your number?" Girl...   Oct 9 2004, 01:39 AM
Redhdchic   haha....i love it   Oct 9 2004, 02:31 PM
xheartbreaker   And another one: Guy: You must've fallen from...   Oct 9 2004, 04:39 PM
wind&fire   ive herd all these...   Oct 9 2004, 09:47 PM
__hopefullie__   those are pretty nice. all those pickup lines are ...   Oct 9 2004, 11:12 PM
o0_BLuez_0o   haha got to remember those u never know when those...   Oct 10 2004, 12:02 AM
rhqtpie   nvrmd all of mine were repeats   Oct 10 2004, 08:21 PM
LittleLulu   haha i've heard some of them before but thats ...   Oct 12 2004, 03:06 AM
xSWEETxCANDiix   hahaha nice   Oct 17 2004, 03:24 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   haha i like dis 1 Man: If I could see you naked, I...   Oct 17 2004, 10:32 PM
eli5e   lol nice   Oct 18 2004, 03:43 PM
VANS1170   hahaha thats good.   Oct 18 2004, 07:35 PM


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