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 Sep 20 2004, 07:26 PM
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An old man in Austin calls his son in Dodge City (Kansas). The
conversation goes as follows. Dad: Son, I hate to bring you the bad news ... but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce ... Son: WHAT?? You can't! What about - Dad: I'm sorry son! 45 years of misery is ENOUGH!! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her! (CLICK) The son, nearly in tears calls his sister in New Orleans. The conversation goes as follows. Brother: Sis, Your not gonna believe this! MOM AND DAD ARE GETTING A ... A ... DIVORCE!! Sister: WHAT?!? OH NO THEY AREN'T! You stay put. I'll call you right back!! (CLICK) The sister, calls the parents in Austin and the conversation goes as follows. Daughter: YOU TWO ARE NOT GETTNG A DIVORCE!! Dad: Honey, listen - Daughter: NO YOU LISTEN! YOU ARE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING! I'M CALLING BROTHER BACK, WE'LL BE THERE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! DON'T DO ANYTHING! (CLICK) The father hangs up calmly and bounces his news paper to allign it to his liking. He looked at his wife and said "Well, they are coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares, what shall we tell them on Christmas?" |
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Sep 20 2004, 08:30 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
i've never heard this one!! LOL!! funny
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Sep 20 2004, 09:04 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
wow thats sad lolz!
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Sep 21 2004, 04:09 AM
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 jn Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,769 |
that's funny.
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Sep 21 2004, 08:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
haha... ^_^ evil parents... x]
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Sep 21 2004, 11:28 PM
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QUOTE haha... ^_^ evil parents... x] ya evil but also very smart
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Oct 2 2004, 02:31 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
hahahah smoooooth parents haha
lol it jus shows... that old ppl r smart hahahahahahahaha |
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Oct 7 2004, 12:38 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl thats sooo dirty
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Oct 7 2004, 05:07 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Ah, not all that funny. Kinda clever though.
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Oct 7 2004, 06:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...pretty good.
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Oct 8 2004, 11:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Lmao nice. Succkerrss!!! :P
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Oct 9 2004, 01:16 AM
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hahaha nice one
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Oct 10 2004, 08:18 PM
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 have u lost ur mind? Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,217 |
thats soooo evil
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Oct 12 2004, 05:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
That's pathetic
 That's prolly gonna be me and my parents one day
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Oct 12 2004, 10:45 PM
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neat banner Group: Member Posts: 281 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,994 |
its stupid but funnie at the same time
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Oct 13 2004, 09:09 AM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
lmao.. yeah i bet my parents would do that too..
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Oct 17 2004, 03:02 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
lmao! haha that's hella funnay
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