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 Aug 17 2004, 01:17 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay  Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601  |
In a Buddist temple far far away..one of the elder Buddist was looking for someone good and pure to take over his place since he was getting old. So he set up a test of a stripper to strip in front of his fellow followers and see if they can resist the temptation. In order to tell if they got excited, he put a drum over their pants so that everytime they got excited the drum would go "dun dun dun dun."
So the first follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. It didn't take a while until the drum starting pounding "dun dun dun." The elder Buddist said, "No, you are not worthy of my place." A second follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. She took off her bottom..than her top...and just as the elder Buddist thought he might be the one, the drum starting pounding "dun dun dun." So the elder Buddist said, "NO , you are not worthy of my place." A third follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. When she practically took everything off and was trying to do anything possible to seduce him, his drum did not pound a single beat. The elder Buddist ran over with happiness and said "You are the one I've been looking for!" Right then, the follower's drum started pounding.."dun dun dun dun dun..." |
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xnastyninjagrlx The excited monk Aug 17 2004, 01:17 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 lol... cute Aug 17 2004, 01:20 PM Yemmerz Hahaha Aug 17 2004, 01:37 PM F1R3B4T lmfao!!! Aug 17 2004, 01:41 PM xzxero funny Aug 17 2004, 02:14 PM MasterNe0 yea, funny. a 7/10. Aug 17 2004, 02:47 PM chica777708 haha thats funnie, he was gay right? lol Aug 17 2004, 03:36 PM itskatherine XD hahahhaa. that one was funny. ^.^ Aug 17 2004, 04:02 PM elmogurly man..i'm sad. i don't really get it.. Aug 17 2004, 08:44 PM NiKECHiQ hahhah ... Aug 17 2004, 09:11 PM th5418 How can buddhists be gay... Aug 17 2004, 09:55 PM magnificentmike that kinda made me think before i got it, that nas... Aug 17 2004, 10:17 PM xjjajeengx thats sad. gay buddhist? really really sad. Aug 17 2004, 10:49 PM LilPiggi3 i thought you weren't allowed to to love/like ... Aug 17 2004, 11:38 PM LiLaZnGirL122 LOL Aug 17 2004, 11:57 PM Luster Soldier Hahahah, very amusing. Aug 18 2004, 12:09 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo OMG lol!! funny joke Aug 18 2004, 02:09 AM tootsie_kiddo he's gay?! Aug 18 2004, 02:24 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Aug 18 2004, 2:24 AM)he... Aug 18 2004, 02:38 AM xtremeliquid Oh heh... Aug 18 2004, 12:45 PM xnastyninjagrlx haha yah!...he's gay..soriee i heard it fr... Aug 18 2004, 03:56 PM tha_lil_viet_girl lol! thats funnay =) Aug 18 2004, 04:27 PM nyCzxfOx i was stuck in a temple with buddist monks in taiw... Aug 18 2004, 11:08 PM dani41790 hahaha ewwww hes gay lol Aug 18 2004, 11:20 PM pnai4eva lmao, he wuz gay the whole time Aug 19 2004, 10:12 AM sheddingtears hahaha. Aug 26 2004, 07:44 AM lyin_in_wait nice one Aug 28 2004, 07:25 PM slurp wow hahas Aug 29 2004, 10:13 PM chimps ate my hw OMG LOL Gay haha i didnt get it at first. Aug 31 2004, 10:44 AM gothicvengeance LOLOL...good one! It would have been nice to ... Sep 27 2004, 06:53 PM Rachel is love haha that was good. i had to reread but oh well Sep 27 2004, 07:00 PM ohBrian ewwwwwwww hahahah Sep 27 2004, 07:08 PM kaleidoscoped LMAO.
That's hilarious. Sep 30 2004, 04:38 PM wind&fire hahaha! Oct 1 2004, 11:33 PM LittleLulu hahahaha llol that was fffuuunnnyy....
haha all m... Oct 2 2004, 02:05 AM literemix24 woah..the monk wuz gay..lols Oct 31 2004, 05:05 AM
shawty_redd haha good one Nov 4 2004, 09:29 AM  |
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