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vaseline, ok ok this is da last one for the day
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 08:15 PM
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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his
grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in
bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and
went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's
Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again
the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went
out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked
his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied
"they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh
and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you
they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on
here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my
bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
 

Posts in this topic
swtmaggie92   vaseline   Sep 21 2004, 08:15 PM
mzteriouzme007   haha... ^_^ funny   Sep 21 2004, 08:30 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   aahhh naughty kid!! lol poor parents   Sep 22 2004, 01:52 PM
LiLEthiopian   lol..thats a good one..haha   Sep 22 2004, 05:56 PM
xtremeliquid   Haha...   Sep 22 2004, 08:08 PM
AzNPmPGMr   woah.. haha thats funny   Sep 22 2004, 09:05 PM
rainnydaiis   haha funny funny +P   Sep 22 2004, 09:08 PM
magnificentmike   haha, poor mom & dad...i would give him a good...   Sep 22 2004, 10:47 PM
gothicvengeance   LOL!!! I feel bad for the parents.......   Sep 25 2004, 05:50 PM
1--GIRL   Hahahaha Made me smile   Sep 26 2004, 03:02 AM
juliar   Wow.. I feel bad for them. I'm guessing that l...   Sep 26 2004, 09:03 AM
pnai4eva   LMAO!!! Super glue!?!? Naughty...   Sep 27 2004, 02:44 PM
hcosurfkid   OMG.. Thats haliarous.. i need to tell al my frien...   Sep 28 2004, 05:19 PM
kaleidoscoped   Wow, naughty kid.   Sep 30 2004, 04:39 PM
i ami_am   whats the vasiline for? i am lost??!!!   Sep 30 2004, 05:02 PM
pink_tootsie   LMAO!! haha thats funny   Sep 30 2004, 07:08 PM
MasteRxKiD   I dunno what's sadder...The parents having to ...   Sep 30 2004, 09:50 PM
rhqtpie   hahahaha   Oct 1 2004, 07:52 PM
muffin dude 292   superglue!!   Oct 1 2004, 07:59 PM
krnxvanessax3   LOL hahaha super glue xD   Oct 1 2004, 08:30 PM
LittleLulu   hahaha evil kid...feel sorry for the parents   Oct 2 2004, 02:11 AM


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