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 Sep 11 2004, 06:53 PM
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 i'm on the sidelines, playing my kick arse rock music  Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,143  |
Sorry if this has been posted before..!
There was a little boy named Johnny who lived with his mother. His neighbour just had a baby, and finally came back from the hospital. Johnny begged his mom to let him go to see the new baby that their neighbour had. His mom told him that he could go, but also that the baby was born without ears, and he shouldn't say anything about it to the baby's mother. So Johnny went over to see the baby. He said, "Wow, that baby sure does have pretty hands." The mother agreed. He also said, "And it has a cute nose." The mother agreed. He asked if the baby had good vision. The mother said, "The doctor says he has 20/20 vision." "That's good," said Johnny. "Yes," said the mother, "but why did you ask?" "Because he sure wouldn't be able to wear glasses!" Mmm.. I don't know if it was that funny.. sorry if I messed up the story a little, I can't remember the whole thing. 
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PETER_PARKER no ears Sep 11 2004, 06:53 PM
elmogurly uh..it's alright...that's kinda mean of th... Sep 11 2004, 07:37 PM rhqtpie haha thas funny ...in a mean kinda way Sep 13 2004, 05:31 PM corizzle20 thats mean but funny. Sep 14 2004, 06:57 PM weirdness lolz i didnt get it at first but den i read it ove... Sep 18 2004, 01:59 PM niez_cho awww that boy is mean. Sep 18 2004, 10:40 PM jennifish ahaha! sad tho. Sep 18 2004, 10:46 PM ikayto aahah; what a clever, and devious little boy that ... Sep 18 2004, 11:13 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo how rude! lol funny funny joke Sep 18 2004, 11:46 PM LiLaZnGirL122 awwwwwwww funnie but soo mean of the boy!! Sep 20 2004, 12:55 AM
pnai4eva That's jus plain mean! Eh, watever, he... Sep 20 2004, 04:46 PM  |
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