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 Aug 31 2004, 02:52 PM
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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! Excuse me, What were you thinkin'? |
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Aug 31 2004, 02:59 PM
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 I'm Cat. Gotta problem with that? Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,845 |
I am thinking lyk all the other ppl will think when they read this....
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Aug 31 2004, 03:14 PM
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omg yep i was having a dirty mind reading this but i figured it had to be something innocent to be funny lol good job
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Aug 31 2004, 10:00 PM
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i wasn't thinking of it i could already tell that it was a dentist. i got kinda suspicious then i saw "tissue" which is kinda like "gums" .. so.. ya.. i wasn't thinkin naughty =)... no seriously i wasn't
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Aug 31 2004, 10:21 PM
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I've read this before.
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Aug 31 2004, 10:34 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
....oh....lol...i am perverted...it took me a while 2 realize wat u were talking about
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Aug 31 2004, 10:49 PM
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 Bubble Group: Member Posts: 341 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,405 |
LOL... i've read this too. But still good
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Aug 31 2004, 11:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
Am i that much of a perv?
    too funny though!
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Sep 1 2004, 12:24 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmao its funni how ppl actually admit they are pervs....
den agen im doubtful about jnukes
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Sep 1 2004, 06:55 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
dirty dirty!
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Sep 2 2004, 03:56 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LOL< i'm so perverted...
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Sep 3 2004, 09:18 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol i gotz a dirty mind
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Sep 3 2004, 09:24 PM
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 Perfectly Flawed Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,652 |
Wow, I was about to delete this.
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Sep 3 2004, 09:26 PM
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I've seen this before, but I was fooled the first time.
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Sep 3 2004, 09:29 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
lol... yes I admit I have a dirty mind!... THere is one like that about a toothbrush being white and creamy... but I dont rememeber
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Sep 3 2004, 09:54 PM
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I read this before on some girl's personal website except it didn't exactly go like this. lol :P
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Sep 3 2004, 10:09 PM
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lmao....i've never seen this before at all.
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Sep 4 2004, 08:38 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
guess what im doing?
u take that rod and put it into ur mouth ...... in......out....... in.....out.......... as u do it its gets faster and faster it starts getting creamy and ur mouth is full of white stuff....... thats the toothbrush version.... well at least something like that and yeah..... <~~~~ perverted |
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Sep 4 2004, 08:41 AM
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 Living in Shadows..yet able to see the light Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,830 |
QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Sep 4 2004, 8:38 AM) guess what im doing? u take that rod and put it into ur mouth ...... in......out....... in.....out.......... as u do it its gets faster and faster it starts getting creamy and ur mouth is full of white stuff....... thats the toothbrush version.... well at least something like that and yeah..... <~~~~ perverted lol thats is so funny i told that joke to my teacher in my freshy year she almost flipped on me lol thats hillarious |
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Sep 4 2004, 09:11 AM
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im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
QUOTE(Angelos @ Sep 4 2004, 8:41 AM) lol thats is so funny i told that joke to my teacher in my freshy year she almost flipped on me lol thats hillarious haha....... i almost flipped when my fren text me that on my cell! |
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Sep 4 2004, 09:17 AM
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lol yeah i heard that one before, always funny the second time
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Sep 4 2004, 09:18 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(Idyll @ Sep 3 2004, 7:26 PM) I've seen this before, but I was fooled the first time. Indeed. *Nod, nod.* But it still makes meh laugh. Lol. |
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Sep 4 2004, 09:47 PM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
Hahahah!
I knew it wouldn't be sex, but that's what I thought..
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Sep 5 2004, 07:12 PM
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funny
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Sep 6 2004, 06:51 PM
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oh man am i perverted
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